The Hogwarts Honey Pot!
What a dreary atmosphere has plagued our halls---oh, is that a bit too insensitive? Well, as I've always said, it's always better to make the best of things, so a few jokes about this silly 'virus' that's going around should bring smiles to the sour faces draining this school of any happiness. And, in addition, what better way to lighten the mood than some good old fashioned gossip? Even the most stoic of our readers find amusement, so enough teasing! Here's the latest stitch fit to dish!
SIGHTED & OVERHEARD
→ It must be the uniforms, because older men can't seemingly get enough of our lovely female students. Not to say there's any allegedly illegal romances floating about, but who knows what those former Slytherins have up their sleeves for those lucky (and I mean lucky) Ravenclaws they have their eyes on (and by eyes, I mean hands and mouths!). And---it seems like heating up dark alleys runs in the family, or should I say wherefore art thou snogging me senseless against this brick wall?
→ Grease is definitely the word! Not only has it brought together the school in the greatest scene of house unity to date, but my sources tell me that it's also ringing a few bells. Wedding bells, that is! Yes, it's true, Greased Lightening has driven our favorite dueling duo---oh, I should just call them The Merridews (how cute does that sound?!) to the altar! Why do you think the former Miss Dodderidge is always wearing such long sleeved clothing? Has to hide that sparkling diamond of hers!
→ Speaking of secret rendezvous (because even when I'm not, you know someone is), it seems like our Slytherin girls are taking control of that area. It's all right, no one is blaming either of them, though. Who wouldn't want to snog a future quidditch star, or shack up with the ladies' man of Hogwarts?
→ Is it just me, or is spring really in the air? If I weren't so sure of the proper practices the ladies of our school hold so dear to their hearts, I could swear I heard the pitter patter of little feet, or at least---the whispering of it. Could it be that that's the reason a Gryffindor was overheard asking our matron some personal questions? The head boy has been looking a little stressed, lately!
→ Where oh where has our sweet L gone? Did the virus take that hard of a toll? Or has he had some sort of greater epiphany and left out hallowed halls for good? This gossip deity believes that he's grown tired of the ladies of Hogwarts and has recently found himself quite infatuated with one of the healers that resurrected him from sure death. L likes his girls smart!
→ Hufflepuff has been awful quiet lately. Could it be that the sweet as honey House has been up to something of the darker persuasion? Maybe not dark, but don't expect these badgers to play fair in their upcoming match against Slytherin. Word has it that a prank that was pulled last year by the Hufflepuff quidditch team is nearly ready to be repeated----watch out, Snakes! Except this time, it won't be the locker rooms that are hit. I wonder which yellow and black clad Hogwartian has nearly daily access to the Slytherin dungeons?
Buck up, students of Hogwarts! You've only got a little over two months left until you are free to gallivant and cause a ruckus into the real world---but do promise not to hold back until then!
Kisses, your
Queen Bee.
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