[Hexed Private to the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw Quidditch Teams...and Against Professors]As I am sure you all are aware, the members of the always-classy Slytherin Quidditch team as well as the rest of their equally brilliant house are currently stinking up the journals with self-congratulation and a noble quest to get their photos placed next to the definition of "Bloody Prats" in the OED. Were you all aware that they are the greatest team of all time? Perhaps you should do them the favor and just genuflect in the face of their overwhelming awesome.
Or.
You can destroy. I hereby offer to you this: I know that I am not exactly the nicest person the week before a match. I know that I talk a lot of "smack," you might say. But I promise you this: on the weeks that your teams play Slytherin? I am at your beck and call. You want scones? Buttered or jam? I'll say. You have shirts you want pressed? I'll charm them razor straight. Need a Slytherin voodoo doll? My needle and thread are at your command. You see, ladies and gentlemen, the defeat of the Snakes is my highest priority, right underneath Gryffindor for the cup, but I am sure that we can all unite on our quest to show the greatest team to ever take the brooms where they rank.
Come on chaps. Ginny's your servant to tend to your every whim so that you can focus on what's important:
death on brooms to Slytherin. Bloody win win!
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