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Why would my mother's visit not take an extra week longer than she stated it would?

And why would she wait until she was stepping into the floo to tell me she moved all of my belongings still at her home into some strange Viscount's house. That's a completely appropriate thing to do to someone, isn't it?

HE HAS MY UNDERWEAR

My mother is going to be coming to town this weekend -- she needs to talk to me urgently and it simply cannot be done over the phone.

This can only end in tears.