Summer and Senior Year Quotes
Ivan: I know about girls (winks)
Cooper: Actually this is everyone's favorite...amabam. Haha, you are? I'm calling the police!
Ivan: I just got done working out.
Delk: Lizabif!
Matthew: Hey, is faggot included in your T9?
Me: Yea, I wanted to change her status to 'made out with a hot dog.'
Sam: Who made out with a hot dog?!
Me: No one...
Sam: Damn.
Mr. Taylor: And you were a puppeteer as that little baby plant...
Me: Oh yea, I did a puppeteer...no...
Mr. Taylor: Maybe you should just take a seat and catch your breathe for a minute...
Me: Are you going to watch Pride and Prejudice tomorrow night with us?
Sam: No...I've got this thing...
Me: Oh, ok.
Sam: No, you're supposed to ask 'What thing?' and then I say 'A penis' (as Mr. Taylor walks in)
Me: LOOK AT ME!
Russell: I am looking right at you already...
Me: NO WAIT LISTEN!
Matthew: I'm not saying anything!
Chase the Horizon: Chase the horizon.
Austin: Because I have been deprived of a male heir...(All look at Natalie)
Delk: Elizabeth! Be quiet! I've only seen this once!
Delk: (Later) Elizabeth! Get out of my house!
Ben: Does this movie come in 3D?
Ticket Person: A heh heh heh...
Mr. Connor: Does anyone know anything about the Islam religion?
Zack Rindik: Don't they like bathe in pee once a week?
(Long, long silence)
Ivan: Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, I made that one up
Ivan: Are we going to Phipps? Don't take us to Phipps before you let me know. I have a jacket I'll bring.
Russell, Lila, Nathan, Me: Oh noooo!
Delk: Make the Puerto Rican pay the bill!
(Waiter looks right at Ivan)
Me: Ivan, you're my best girlfrand!
Ivan: YES!
Kathryn: It's girls night plus Ivan.
Me: It shouldn't even be plus Ivan. He always comes. It's just girls night.
Kathryn: Ivan why do you never wear a shirt in my house?!
Kathryn: Why are you sitting in a chair?
Ivan: Cause I have one.
Delk: There's no reason for them to take her shirt off.
Kathryn: Really?! Does she have to do that?!
Everyone: Ooooh...
Ivan: Just because I watch Hannah Montana doesn't mean I know about girls, Elizabeth!
Matthew and Sam: What happened?!
Me: Wha Happen?!
Kevin: You're a mean girl! You're a bitch!
Shannon, Kevin, me: Let's go back and cheeeell.
Ivan: Oh my gosh, get your elbow out of there.
Sam: I had a dream that I had to cut my foot off to save a monkey's life. But when I cut my foot off my leg came off. And I was driving a car and I couldn't break cause I only had one leg. Then I ran into a brick wall. And the monkey didn't even thank me.
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on discovery channel.
Matthew's addition to the scavenger hunt list: Kiss a hott girl.
Matthew's addition to my quote choices: "By midnight I'll be throat deep in cock"
Me: Delk, you're not a girl.
Delk: What?! Well...then I guess I have to sell all my pants.
