Jenny Parry (sosuccsexy) wrote in blueridgeau,
@ 2012-07-04 21:21:00

Characters: Jenny & Ella.
Setting: Their room in Shenandoah.
Content: SFW just bitches.
Summary: Twin bonding over hoodrat shit is the best sort of bonding there is.

Jenny had really made a killing in town today, and she was practically skipping as she made her way back onto campus, humming happily to herself as she headed toward Shenandoah. She couldn't wait to rub it in Ella's face, what an idiot she was for bailing on her. She had an entire purse stuffed full, and not a penny wasted anywhere. It was amazing what a sweet smile and a little flirting with an ugly cashier could do. It always amazed Jenny how useful looking so innocent and cute was. No one ever suspected a thing, just as planned. She was blessed with good looks and an honest face.

She couldn't be bothered to knock as she shoved open the door to their dorm, she really didn't care if Ella was busy or not, and she was already kicking her heels off as she launched into her bragging. "You are such a dumbass!" she announced, throwing the purse right at her sister and smirking. "Beat that, bitch. That's fuckin' Gucci! Like, for realsies."

Flopping onto her bed, she stretched across it to reach her cigarettes on her nightstand. "I haven't made out that good since I made out with your boyfriend," she laughed, lighting up.

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sosuccsexy
2012-07-04 10:45 pm UTC (link)

"You couldn't handle the things my girlfriend can do," Jenny muttered back, pouting again. "I am not a faggy lesbian! I'm just, like.. equal opportunity," she sighed. "You guys do look good together though," she admitted with a sigh. "I'm kind of jealous, you slut."

Jenny pursed her lips for a moment, flicking her ash onto the floor. "Yeah, really good. Just put a bag on his head, I guess! He's not bad, you've had worse! Don't lie! His taste is just.. you know, kind of impaired sometimes. He's got nice abs, like sick. And now I guess he's a baby daddy, so that's like drama."

She hesitated for a moment, before sighing again and exhaling her smoke. "I kind of wish I had a baby."

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twinsies
2012-07-05 05:47 am UTC (link)

"You're a fucking faggot, you're only doing it to piss off mom. Just admit it, then it'll be fine, like not even disgusting." Ella smiled smugly. "Even if he is a dumb fuck he's totally hot, right? Like even after all this time he doesn't look totally busted to me. That's love right?"

Sam wasn't even that ugly, like was it his clothes? Maybe it was his clothes. "We should invite him to the pool or something so I can see his abs and pass proper judgement" she wondered.

"You're not sharing a room with me if you have a baby" Ella warned.

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sosuccsexy
2012-07-05 07:26 am UTC (link)

"I'm not doing it to piss my off, fuck mom," Jenny replied, scrunching her nose. It was true that their mother hated her relationship with Charlie, but she had also hated every other boy that Jenny ever brought home. She was always awfully judgmental for a trailer park mother. "I might like, fuck a lot of people but I only love her. That's like, really special and stuff. And on second thought, we look way better together than you, and no, your boyfriend isn't that hot. He's like, a seven."

Flicking more ash to the floor, Jenny shrugged her shoulders. "If you want my sloppy seconds, as usual, you can invite him," she smiled coyly. "Just make sure you clarify who you are. I wouldn't want him to think I lost my talent."

She looked scandalized at her sister's warning, already pouting again. "But," she began whining, "Babies are so cute! Why wouldn't you want a baby, like.. they need you, and they love you like, forever. Do you think maybe Charlie's friend would give me her baby? Like, I already fucked her baby daddy, so why not? I heard she like, loves Jesus and shit. Maybe they'll make her give it away! Scandalous!"

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twinsies
2012-07-05 12:54 pm UTC (link)

"You're a motherfucker" Ella joked, rolling her eyes. "Hendrix is at least a 9.2, so whatever. You're just mad that you can't even get any men so you have to go around with little bitches instead."

Ella thought for a while. "I guess I could speak to him at that party. You know, the America party or whatever. He'd know who I was straight away 'cuz I'm not an annoying fatso like you" she said.

The last thing Ella thought was cute were babies. "They shit and cry everywhere, but I guess if you offered her like, enough money or maybe a tummy tuck after she pops it out she'd give it to you!"

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sosuccsexy
2012-07-05 01:24 pm UTC (link)

"Oh fucking please, like any boyfriend you've ever had would break the 9 mark. He's a seven, and that's generous," Jenny retorted, rolling her eyes at her sister. "And it's not my fault that boys and girls both think I'm gorgeous, sorry that I sucked up all of the talent and the good looking genes."

Jenny made a face, chucking a throw pillow from her bed at her sister as hard as she could. "Fuck you, slut! I'm not fat! Sam loves me, I'm great. And who said you were even invited to that party? No dogs allowed."

She considered the baby predicament for a moment longer, mostly just looking perplexed as she thought about it. "I still want one! Mom has us when she was our age, and.. well, I turned out good."

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twinsies
2012-07-05 01:30 pm UTC (link)

"Look, it's just a fact of the school that Hendrix is hot as fuck and you can't deal with my boyfriend being totally hotter than your girlfriend." When she was done with her cigarette she flicked it out of the window and watched it fall to the ground.

"Maybe Sam only loves fat chicks. That's why he got the pregnant girl knocked up, so he can like jerk off over it. I've seen shit like that on TLC." She inspected her nails. "I'm always invited to the party, hello. I'm gonna find out about these abs, too."

Ella fixed her sister with a withering look. "Mom looks haggard, you do not want that. Do you know what babies do to your boobs? Like, they practically swing off them for twelve months."

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sosuccsexy
2012-07-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)

"Your boyfriend is a fucking skeeze," Jenny muttered, sticking her tongue out at her sister. "Like, seriously though, gag me with a spoon.. now that I think about it, I don't know why I even fucked him, that was a good question! I guess I had a momentary lapse in judgement," she sniffed, before yawning obnoxiously and crushing her cigarette out on the bedside table. Ella's, of course.

"He doesn't only fuck fat chicks, because he hasn't fucked you yet, has he?" She gave a shrug. "Those abs are worth it though. Mm, like washboard."

Jenny paled a little at the thought of having haggard tits, and she gave Ella a serious look. "Well, I don't wanna look like mom, but I never said I wanted two babies! If I was her, I would've sent you back to Jesus."

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