What's perfect? I'm not helping, especially with something that, knowing you is probably going to get me in trouble, without knowing what it's about. Are you planning on making some sort of illegal potion or something? If so, I'm out.

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ur not out u wanna help me, i swear 2 god its a gud cause n everything jus trust me 4 once jesus!!!!!

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Okay fine what's the G-O-O-D (that's how civilized people spell it) cause then?

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gud is quiker its G-O-O-D time mangagement but neway yea i need sum polyjuice. enough for a couple times i guess. dont worry bout the hair, thats on the house.

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What on earth do you need that for?

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did i say this wuz a q&a session?!?!! i jus need it n u can make it so make it!

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No, I'm not doing something that's potentially going to get me expelled without atleast knowing what its for. If you want my help it has to be on my terms. Like really, do you know how much trouble I could actually get in for making that without permission or teacher supervison?

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Fuk ur such a goddamn stik in the mud now!! old sera woulda made it and turned into like george clooney just to fuck with people.. wut happened 2 u baby

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Old Sera almost got kicked out for going along with your crazy plans. Just tell me why you want it and I`ll think about it.

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its rly important im serious!! dad business. but i jus need 2 look lyke a real life dad for a day.. u kno like fool muggles?? real dick n everything?? idk wat im gonna do w/ it the rest of the time-

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I still don't really follow but maybe since it's dad business I'll see. What do you need to fool muggles for exactly? Just to pretend you're the real father?

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..and when exactly do you need this by? You know that's not exactly a quick or easy potion to make right? It takes months.

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bingo shithead!! i cant believe u figured out my whole plan in 2 secs.. what a bitch lol but yea idk like april?? may?? round ther. jus start now.

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That should be fine, I checked my potions book it actually only takes about a month but it might be safer if we do a test run or something first? Plus I need time to get the right book. Not to mention getting our hands on all the ingredients, which just so you know, is on you. I'm not stealing a single thing from the potions class or anywhere else.

This is still all tentative too by the way, I still want to know exactly what your plan is... And don't call me a shithead, especially when you need my help.

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test run? perfect i can do that!!! and u leave them ingredients to me i got a couple favors to call in n shit i got this. i dont expect u to be fun and start stealing again.

if i tell u my plan u cant tell nobody. its highly illegal n all u know my dear detectives daughter.

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