Now before I link this website I think a bit of backstory is required: this website is for the purchasing of sex toys and skimpy outfits for christian couples who want to keep jesus as the center of their sex life (as creepy as that sounds). What is different from this website and others? Absolutely fucking nothing. It still has anal toys, vibrators, skimpy outfits, and the whole standard affair. The only slight difference is that the pictures are blurred out so the packaging is not "pornographic". In the women's lingerie section you only get a standard picture, however (to keep it from being even vaguely arousing in the slightest) the women in the pictures have their entire body coloured smurf fucking blue so you cannot fap to it (which wouldn't stop most young christian men from fapping). The men's section however has a variety of disturbingly childish thongs (one of which turns the man's penis into a dragon) which (because women aren't sexual deviants like us men) aren't censoured at all. There is even a FAQ section where the admins defend the biblical principles of: masturbation, oral sex, and even anal sex!

Here is the link:
http://mybelovedsgarden.net/

I lol'd. Hard.