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Even if you've been living in a cave, you probably already know that one of the best superhero Twitter accounts these days originates from stately Wayne manor outside the city limits of grim Gotham City. Here are some of the best Bat-tweets in recent weeks from Batman's Twitter.

Hey Pattinson, lessons on real brooding: 1. Comb your hair down, you look retarded. 2. Watch your parents get murdered. 3. Get a cape.

Hey iPhone developers. Can we get crackin on the "Solving Lame Riddles" app already? Thaaaaanks.

You know what gives crime a concussion at 127 decibels? A Vuvuzela batarang. Sometimes bat-gadgets just invent themselves.

Finally destroyed Robin's iPod. It's impossible to brood when Justin Bieber is blasting in the upstairs guest room.

It seems everybody gets to be a goddamned internet celebrity thanks to Twitter now. XD