She's seen this done a lot of times - the other Raiderettes used to insist she watch horror movies with them. She didn't like them, but now she understood - eventually, one just has to learn to fight zombies, just in case of an emergency.
Glowing indigo, Pippi does a triple one-handed-handspring into a backflip while wielding a running chainsaw, swinging it around with a flourish and separating the lantern's head from his neck, puppy-head firing lasers wildly without any sense of aim or tactics - only her indigo powers making sure the lasers never hit anything but bad guys.
As she lands from her badass Buffy move, she holds up the chainsaw in one hand, and draws a shotgun off her back with the other.
"This is my... oh damnit, what was that movie? This is a gun... its a really big gun. Don't mess with me or I'll shoot you... then cut your head off!"
Ok, so the dramatic delivery could be better.
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