Pippi backs him up to a wall, her eyes still flaring bright Indigo.
"Alright, Santa..." At which point, the tiara of compassion reminds her that slicing and dicing holiday icons isn't very compassionate, unicorns or not.
The chainsaw stops an inch short of starting to trim his beard.
"I think someone has forgotten the true reason we celebrate Christmas on..." she checks her Hello Kitty digital watch. "...May 12th... happy children and holiday sales!"
She looks around the area. "I don't hear children laughing, do you? And all the shops are frozen shut! How are people supposed to get great holiday deals like that? So, I'm going to give you just one chance to take that silly mask off and start being Jolly!"
She backs off a little, but keeps the chainsaw leveled.
"Here are my terms...
one, you will tell all of the reindeer to stop being mean to Rudolph.
two, you and your midget brigade will untie all of these people, and give them each a neo-pet... except Dinah. She doesn't like neo-pets. She likes smart things... so give her a calculator. She'll like that. But it better be a nice one.
Uhm... where was I..." she checks her fingers on the hand not holding the chainsaw of compassion, counting up.
"Three, you will learn all the Barbies ever. Fashion is IMPORTANT TO CHRISTMAS. How are little girls supposed to learn if they only get glittery hula skirts?
Four, you and your elves will open up all these shops, and mark everything... and I mean EVERYTHING fifty percent off. You can't have Christmas in May without sales.
Then, after whatever number I said last, you and all of your helpers will get your jolly butts back to the North Pole and start working on your nice lists... there's not much time now before Christmas in July sales start! Think, Santa, think about these things!
Now get to work before I make it a lot easier to get down all those chimneys, got it?!"
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