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I had 5 boyfriends throughout junior high... but they don't count. So I'm starting with HS.

GREG (8th Grade - Sophomore Year)
Greg and I were on and off for about two years. We bonded over the fact that we were both the only scenester-ish faggots in our high school. I ended it because he was a whore and I was embarrassed to be around him while he was wearing girl pants LAWL. We started talking again in February this year. We're now good friends. He has a girlfriend of 2 years now. But whenever we hang out, he always talks about how he feels ~*SEXUAL TENSION*~ between us... apparently this sexual tension just goes over my head because I don't notice it at ALL.
(I really wish I had a picture of him from freshman year... so embarrassing.)

DAN (November - February Junior Year)
Dan & I dated for 3 months. We were SO INDIETASTIC. He had a beard and liked to make cute, but oddly accurate MS Paint drawings of the two of us. Unfortunately, most of those 3 months were spent with me trying to figure out how to dump him. I ended up doing it the day after Valentine's Day. lulz.

RYAN (February of Junior Year - 2 weeks ago Freshman year ha)
Ohh boy. Lets start with saying that Ryan and I have the single most fucked up relationship in the history of the universe. You cannot beat me on this front. Seriously.
Ryan and I met on an online Japanese Pop Music forum where he was pretending to be a 15 year old asian girl. ...I KID YOU THE FUCK NOT. When he realized that I - the other bitch of the forum - lived 45 minutes away from him and was qt, he told me his true identity. We started talking literally all day. A few days after I broke up with Dan, Ryan and I met and shared our first kiss and blahblahblah. I was head over heels. He was 3 years older than me, absolutely gorgeous, and insanely smart. He was the first and only boy I ever truly cared about. Too bad it wasn't reciprocated.
It wasn't too long before I realized Ryan is the biggest piece of shit alive. He doesn't believe in exclusive relationships. See the chick in the 2nd picture? One of his THREE other girlfriends. I refused to buy into his "open relationship" bullshit, so while we were together for over a year and half... we were never official. He called me and my friends ugly and fat but if I ever tried being with another boy, he'd spend hours begging me not to because I "am ~*different*~ from the other girls." It was getting borderline emotionally abusive. Oh and he can't feel emotion because he was born with brain trauma. Did you catch that? So he physically cannot care about anyone but himself. We now go to the same college and OH. Did I mention that he now lives in the ROOM NEXT TO ME? Yep. YEP.
At the start of the summer, we were crazy into eachother. He was studying abroad in Italy but would call me every day (ranked up a $800 phone bill). But then he got back, we saw each other once, and after that we stopped talking? When we went to school, we started back up again. It got really absolutely HORRIBLE for a while. So I started distancing myself. I am pretty much over him with the help of Tom (see below) and its safe to say that we shared our last kiss about two weeks ago. :D


TOM (Last month - Present)
I met Tom about a month ago at a party. We talked legitimately all night. A week or so later, he showed up outside my dorm at 3 AM just to tell me that he couldn't stop thinking about me. It was like alwekjrlwkejr so qt. :) So since then, everything has been falling into place. We both really like ATHF, making fun of fat girls, and each other. He can't go 5 minutes without telling me I'm beautiful. I'm so happy when I'm around him. Oh and he looks like James Marsden. ;D
I've had a lot of other stupid flings, dumb hook ups, and boys who liked me but I didn't like back. But I'll spare you all of them. These are the ones that matter in the grand scheme of things. :D
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