Reese (reesew) wrote in greet,
@ 2008-03-11 23:13:00

reesewitherknife
Hit me with your best blonde joke,

	brittany 2008-03-12 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I haven't got any. I should google some. Hiya, honey. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-12 06:04 am UTC (link)
	You have no idea how refreshing that is, love. How's Brittany tonight? (Reply to this)(Parent)

sienna
2008-03-12 04:44 am UTC (link)

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an aeroplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs, and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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	reesew 2008-03-12 06:09 am UTC (link)
	The only one to acquiesce to my request! Take me, Sienna Miller. I'm yours. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sienna 2008-03-12 07:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll start a blonde club. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-13 06:13 am UTC (link)
	As soon as possible, I hope. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jonathan 2008-03-12 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Where should I start... Welcome around Reese. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I should've known you'd be the one with multiples up your sleeve. Hello hello, stranger. I've missed your stunning peepers a lot lately. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jonathan 2008-03-12 08:27 am UTC (link)
	Of course, I always have something. I missed yours as well, how have you been? And the children? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-13 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Cheeky. I've been unexplainably well. And the tots are doing wonderfully! Ava's breaking hearts already and Deacon is running me ragged. How about yourself? Tell me all that I've missed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cill 2008-03-12 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Your icon keywords are quite poetic. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-12 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Poetry rules me, rockstar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cill 2008-03-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I hope you aren't kidding. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-12 06:08 am UTC (link)
	About poetry or thinking you're a rockstar? I'm afraid I was deadly serious about both. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cill 2008-03-12 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Then I hope you aren't opposed to me randomly spouting lines at you, because it's one of my favourite things to do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-12 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Now it's my turn to hope that you aren't kidding. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cill 2008-03-12 06:35 am UTC (link)
	I do not joke about poetry. Ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-12 07:08 am UTC (link)
	We have that in common, Sir. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cill 2008-03-12 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	How do you feel about Edna St. Vincent Millay? This will tell me if I like you or not. (I'm just messing with the second bit, but I do love Edna St. Vincent Millay.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-13 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I can pass this test without effort! My copy of A Few Figs from Thistles is disintegrating, I've read it so often. My feelings on her run parallel to those of Thomas Hardy. I believe you to have very good taste already. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	marilynmanson 2008-03-12 10:25 am UTC (link)
	i hit my wife with them 24/7, true story (Reply to this)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-13 06:32 am UTC (link)
	I hope she's found some way to retaliate! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marilynmanson 2008-03-13 07:34 am UTC (link)
	she questions why she puts up with it and then remembers that she loves me (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelweisz 2008-03-12 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	I have none but I do have a thing for you, you gorgeous thing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-13 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh Rachel, you know you've been the object of my love and affection for years and years. I've missed you so. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	allisonpierce 2008-03-16 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Okay, her name is Catherine Pierce and she's on her way over. (Reply to this)

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