Reese (reesew) wrote in greet,
@ 2008-03-11 23:13:00

reesewitherknife
Hit me with your best blonde joke,

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sienna
2008-03-12 04:44 am UTC (link)

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an aeroplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs, and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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	reesew 2008-03-12 06:09 am UTC (link)
	The only one to acquiesce to my request! Take me, Sienna Miller. I'm yours. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sienna 2008-03-12 07:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll start a blonde club. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reesew 2008-03-13 06:13 am UTC (link)
	As soon as possible, I hope. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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