Hashirama Senju (devilswalknstik) wrote in itai,
@ 2009-08-22 08:24:00

At this rate, becoming a full blown alcoholic is imminent.

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	tobirama 2009-08-24 04:04 am UTC (link)
	You think too much, you know. You ever just act on impulse? Women are supposed to like getting swept off their feet-- maybe gay guys like it too. I might be too picky, too. I've never gotten close enough to get to the serious relationships you seem to have. It's like I know what to do, but I haven't met anybody worth it yet. I suppose it just takes time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

devilswalknstik
2009-08-24 05:09 am UTC (link)

No. Never. That is, everything must be thought out before taking action or else, it could end up a bigger mess than before. No matter what the situation. Even when I proposed to her, I was planning for weeks for it. Maybe while drunk. That might have been the only time.

Not like I am the best for offering dating advice to you given my track history but it's bound to happen. Then again, some people aren't destined to be partnered up either. Whatever way happens, there is always room for you on my couch.

Are you unhappy about it? Being alone and content is one thing but being miserable about it, I wouldn't want to see you go through that.

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	tobirama 2009-08-24 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Don't lose another one, Hashirama. I'll come park my ass on it, don't worry. And I'm still young enough to not be tired of the bachelor life. It's you I'm worried about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Are you trying to say that I am old? Thirty is still a good age. A good age to be settling down and having children and not thinking about supporting brothers on a couch. I should be crashing on your couch, eating leftovers and crying about a divorce at this age. I am old. I think it is time to change that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 06:12 am UTC (link)
	What, you want my couch now? Or a time machine? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Right now, I would take a refreshing drink but I'm trying to cut back, (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 06:34 am UTC (link)
	See, now you're sounding like an old man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Hush you. You aren't that much younger. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 06:43 am UTC (link)
	You're right, I can't hold facial hair as well as you can. I look homeless, while you look distinguished. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:49 am UTC (link)
	It is the superior older sibling gene or some kind of genetic misfunction. A lot of women don't like men with facial hair so you have a better chance over someone like me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I like the genetic mutation. I always said you had older brother germs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 07:34 am UTC (link)
	I preferred uniqueness over you making it sound like I have school yard cooties. You were the more attractive one anyway, lack of ability to grow facial hair or not. Its like a constant 5 o'clock shadow and it never budges. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 08:19 am UTC (link)
	You do have school yard cooties. Hey, women are weird about it. They love the look, but they complain that it scratches their face. I'll never get it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Do not. I feel your pain. I was constantly being told to shave it off and then complained to when it grew back because it was prickly. Women are very hard to please. And don't let them near you with waxing strips. Even if you are drunk, having your chest hair ripped out is still painful. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Do too. I have never let any soul near me with waxing strips. Dear brother, what tortures have you been through. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Do not times ten. The power of the female species. You becomes a slave to them when you are intoxicated with love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Do so, times infinity. Don't make me scared of it, or anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	That was a dirty move. I shouldn't be contributing to those problems. Forget that I said that. Most women wouldn't want to wax you or give you pedicures, think your long hair is good to braid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	I fight dirty, sorry. If that's what you've been through, then no wonder you went for a man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	If I didn't love you that much, I would glue up all the taps in your house. I really don't think that was a contributing factor, not that I enjoyed going through that at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	... Ouch. You're secretly very cruel. I wouldn't have the guts to go through hurting your gardens either. Does your hair braid well? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	It is a trait I have picked up over the years to combat against someone who is a whole new level of cruel. I would have felt really bad afterward though. I look like a pirate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	And who's that? Actually, now that you say it, I can kind of see it. I'm not sure if I should be disturbed or not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	That would be the current... love interest. Just don't go looking through my stuff. The photographic evidence is even more disturbing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	... You're in love with someone like that? I take it back, stay away from them. It's probably a phase. Stockholm Syndrome. See, now I'm interested. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)