Hidan (celibation) wrote in itai,
@ 2010-07-11 07:05:00

A GENERIC HIDAN? too lazy to make non-TC journal w/e u luv me
If humans have the biggest brains out of all the special little creatures, why the hell can't I find someone who can hold a decent conversation for once. No I don't want to hear your philosophical bullshit and a holistic cure for having a limp nutsack and I don't give a shaken ass about how great your girlfriend fucks. For all the big sopping brains around, you'd think something interesting would be said every once in a while.

And don't pull that "if you want news, make it." I said no philosophical dook.

And it's not complaining! Reporting the facts, alright?

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	phase3 2010-07-11 09:16 am UTC (link)
	And you expect the rant like that would appeal to those decent conversationalists? The most common response would you get from people to that is Fuck and You. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Anybody who says that immediately is obviously one of the people I'm trying to piss off. Huffy bitches are huffy because they know I'm right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 09:32 am UTC (link)
	So what do you consider a decent conversation then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 09:38 am UTC (link)
	You want to be decent in my eyes? If you're so eager to please you can just lick my ass now and skip the bullshit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Or you can just choke on my dick now because silence is the best conversation you can get. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 09:46 am UTC (link)
	There's a thousand and one more interesting things to choke on. Way to use your big fucking brain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 09:48 am UTC (link)
	Yap, yap, yap. That is all you are doing. Does it make you feel better to nip at other people's heels, thinking that you are a big man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 09:54 am UTC (link)
	As a matter of fact, yeah it does make me feel better. Thanks for the faith in humanity, you've restored my sparkling confidence in all that is holy and mountain piss fresh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:01 am UTC (link)
	As long as you acknowledge just how small and insignificant you are, then you are a step closer to being crushed. You must feel so enlightened now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:02 am UTC (link)
	If I yap then know what you do? Woh, woh, woh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you were trying to pass off as a retaliation, failed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:11 am UTC (link)
	Or maybe it's too advanced for you. Let me drop it down to your level. Durrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:14 am UTC (link)
	I can really see why you get no conversation. Even the love bitches are more fun to fuck with. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:17 am UTC (link)
	You mean whores? Your only friends, huh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Don't have any friends and don't want them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh aren't you all sorts of a dark and mysterious fucker. Bet the whores love that routine. Do you cry while you bury your face in their tits, too? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:32 am UTC (link)
	Newsflash wank stain, I am a whore. They sob their shit all over me, not the other way around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:33 am UTC (link)
	You know you're not supposed to brag about that shit? Maybe you missed the memo, but I'm benevolent enough to remind you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:37 am UTC (link)
	I suck ten cocks a night on a slow night, get fucked by the most foulest men you could ever think of. That is nothing to brag about, the pay check of one night beats sitting in an office for a week for the same pay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:40 am UTC (link)
	That's fucking gross. You're like a walking cesspool of sexually transmitted disgustingness. Pretty sure your life's most useful moment will be when you die. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:45 am UTC (link)
	I'm touched by your kind words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:45 am UTC (link)
	Go touch your asshole with a Brillo pad soaked in bleach. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:48 am UTC (link)
	And concern about personal hygiene as well. Not not a bad person after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	celibation 2010-07-11 10:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm a goddamned saint, I know. Always good when the heathens know their place. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phase3 2010-07-11 10:52 am UTC (link)
	You're a fucking hanky head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)