"Holy shit! I procreated!" cries Deadpool, thoroughly surprised.
In fact, he's so surprised that a pirate gets a lucky shot in and takes off half of the left side of his face. "Goddamnit!" he then cries, a hand raising up to clutch at the gore that was once his face, and then raised his gun to blow the fucker to smithereens.
Honestly, there weren't many pirates left.
Turning around, he finally gets a good look at you, a brow raising comically on the "good" side of his face. "Well. At least you took after your mother's donated DNA. If you took after me, you'd be ugly as fuck."
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