Okay, that was... flexible. In spite of himself, Steve found his jaw dropping and eyes widening and other parts of his body responding as well.
"Um..." Dammit, he was forgetting how to talk.
"Look, flattered, really, but my girlfriend will kill me. And then her best friend will jump start my heart and kill me. And then she'll go it again so my best friend can. And then my girlfriend's mother will bring me back one more time so she can kill me. Messily."
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