I am dubiously excited to be here, being a fragile little flower and all.

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DON'T WORRY, FRAIL MAIDEN, I SHALL KEEP YOU SAFE................... for a moderate price :D;;;;

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Perfetto. ♥ *fans self delicately*

...I can only pay in the organs of others. Is that acceptable? Meat-market's doing well these days.

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I don't know, baby, the black market's not been doing terribly well for itself during the recession.

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Boo. But organs are always good eats in hard times are always in demand. Hospital wait lists have never been longer. It's almost like doing a good deed!

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Well, I suppose.

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Wh-what will I do if my stolen organs money is no good here? I'm a delicate desert flower, damn it. D:

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You'll learn to show a tad bit of leg and ankle, dear. Honestly - amateurs.

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...your Badge of Chivalry is hereby revoked.

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OH YEAH? WELL WAIT TIL ASH GETS HER HANDS ON YOU. I AM BUT A DEFENDER OF CHASTITY, COMPARATIVELY. T_T

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I gave her my Zetsu. That should buy me just enough time to run away. DDD:

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...you just go on deluding yourself like that.

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Only if I'm allowed to come crying to you later so you can say you told me so.

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You can, just because half your icons made me lol ;o;


Poor guv.

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I'll work on the other half. :D

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9t44hur NO, THEY'RE FINE, WHAT, DON'T / slap

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BREATHE FOR THE LOVE OF KITTENS.

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What. She did. It's like trading her soul.

I told you her Zetsu was my Madara's bitch in a past life. :|

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The delusion comes in where I read "bitch" as "beloved pet and bff." :D

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And that is exactly what he was. ♥

When he was in the same room as Madara, of course.

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D'aw.

He left good presents, at least.

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Mm. I'd like to think if the comm hadn't died Madara would have given him Sasuke's comatose body as a gift for waiting so long for his next meal.

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...........but the rule is, no one ever takes what you say seriously.

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No, that's really just a Ruxi thing.

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Ooooooh...

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