Ickle Ronniekins,
Word on the street is that you finally grew a pair and clued in and Hermione is no longer a free woman. 'Bout time there, little bro. Took you long enough. Could've told you years ago it'd happen but you're apparently just too daft to notice.
Knowing this, we figured you might be just the
guinea pig person to test out our new line of products due out next spring: "Weasley Wizard Wheezes Wild Wonders". What is this line for, you ask? Well, you're a smart lad (we hope, anyway), you figure it out!
Happy testing!
-Gred and Forge
[Enclosed are three items:
1) A book entitled "WWW Wild Wonders Volume I: Kama Sutra for the Young Wizard"
2) A lust/daydream potion designed to heighten sexual experiences and exploits, making the drinker more open to sexual advances and less inhibited and create extremely vivid and lifelike daydreams in the meantime
3) A pair of furry handcuffs which, when worn, heat up and vibrate]
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