Current mood:

full of goooooo

If you ever want to lower your expectations when it comes to doing things and just want to lay around all day and moan, drink Mountain Dew. I drank a few cups worth and I feel like I just injected liquid sugar into every single one of my veins. I am now slow and sore and I feel like I can barely move. It's like that with pancakes. Jim Gaffigan knows what he's talking about.

*vomits*