In this Daily Prophet Sports Section EXCLUSIVE, Regina Bagshot, former fiancée of Magpies' Chaser Thomas McCormack reveals to us why this Sunday's match up of the Kenmare Kestrels and the 'Pies is going to be the one for the ages.

"Well, it's quite the predicament, isn't it? Support my ex, who is so obviously still devoted to me...or my new, much more exciting man! Really, what's a girl to do?"

Now, normally this sports writer wouldn't sit down and listen to such gossip, but come on! Where have all the rivalries been? I'm here to rev up the excitement, we've got the Catapults vs. Tornadoes match up this weekend that usually ends up in bloodshed, but with Adrian Mattias, Catapults Beater, freshly engaged to the Tornadoes newest Chaser, what fun's that going to be?

Let's see some red, people!!