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Aw yeah.
I SAID I AM GOING TO SHARE THESE DRABBLES WITH ALL (WELL, YOU KNOW) MY JOURNALS AND SO I FUCKING AM:

But I just really want to share these drabbles mah waifu wrote upon my request. All Transformers, since, well, come on.

And she wrote them, and she wrote them so gloriously I cannot even begin to fathom the amount of beauty they are. Each a gem beyond mere words, brighter than the brightest star, more enigmatic than the moon in full. And I will share them all with you.

BTW, you don't have to be a fan of slash to read these fics. They're all pretty much platonic and the one that isn't is crack, har har.

starscream: QUICKLY WRITE ME A QUICK MEGATRON/STARSCREAM DRABBLE

KEI: Megatron turned off his 50 Cent's "The Massacre" album and rose from his chair. "LMFAO," he said, grabbing Starscream's nose. "You're such a worthless idiot, LMAOOOOOO."

Starscream batted Megatron's hand away. "LMFAO JUST WAIT TILL I'M LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS, MEGATRON, ROFL."

starscream: ... THIS.

starscream: THIS.

starscrean: THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

starscrean: NOW AN OPTIMUS/BEE DRABBLE.

KEI: Optimus Prime grounded Bumblebee for driving too fast on the dangerous, icy roads of Detroit. "You could have hurt someone very badly, young Yellowbee," he said sternly. He took Bumblebee's cellphone and computer away from him and said he would give them back in one week. "You need to stay here and think about what you have done. You cannot talk to Sari or watch television. I will call you when supper is ready."

Bumblebee said a bad word beneath his breath. "Who are you to tell me what to do?"

Optimus turned in the door way and said, "LMFAO, I AM OPTIMUS PRIME. LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS."

Bumblebee said, "That's right," and then sat at his desk and was very sorry for endangering innocent people. He would not break the rules again.

starscream: GOD THESE ARE THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.

I AM LAZY AND NOT CHANGING USERNAMES. BLEH.

ME = OPTICAL_NERVE
KEI = FEAST

optical_nerve: OKAY PROWL/LOCKDON

optical_nerve: LOCKDOWN

feast: :')

optical_nerve: I'M SO HAPPY YAY

feast: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LOCKON

optical_nerve: LOL DO A DRABBLE OF THAT TOO. WITH MEGATRON/HARO.

feast: "We will catch that fiend Starscream, he is a bad person," Lockdown said. He put on his capturing gloves and looked at his partner, Prowl, who had turned into a motorcycle because he can do that.

"Yes," said Prowl. "We will catch him and split the money equally because we are equals and friends."

They began riding down the road very fast, but obeying the speed limit, because Prowl was a police motorcycle and also because it is bad to break the law when you are hunting criminals.

"Thank you, I am glad to work with such a good person," said Lockdown, very happily. "Perhaps we can enjoy a glass of energon after we complete the mission."

"That would be very nice," Prowl said, and they did.

optical_nerve: I AM LMAFOING

optical_nerve: LMAFO

optical_nerve: LMAFO

optical_nerve: I WANT MORE.

optical_nerve: MOOOAR.

feast: LAUGHING MY ASS FUCKING OFF

optical_nerve: TO APPEASE ME.

optical_nerve: I KNOW

optical_nerve: OKAY SO MEGATRON/HARO, INFERNO (HE'S A HICK FIRE TRUCK)/RED ALERT AND AND AND UM... UM... SOME STICKY FIC OF YOUR CHOICE PAIRING LUUULZ.

feast: "Megatron! Megatron!" The orange spherical robot said to Megatron. "Megatron! Megatron!"

"Could you please be quiet?" Megatron asked politely. Haro looked at him. "I am trying to listen to my favorite musician, 50 Cent. This is my favorite song by him, Disco Inferno. 50 Cent is a strong man because he has been shot many times, and lived a hard life, but has continued to be a strong man of kindness and talent. I would like to be like him when I am older." Haro sat on Megatron's lap, and flapped his ears happily.

"Admirable goal! Admirable goal!" it said.

"I think so." replied Megatron. They sat in friendly silence until the song was over. "Would you like to play baseball with my friend Starscream and I?" asked Megatron.

"Very nice! Very nice!" said Haro. He and Megatron rose together and held hands while they went to retrieve Starscream's catcher's mitt, after asking Starscream if he would like to play, and if they could use his toys.

"Playing with friends and sharing is fun," said Starscream. "I am very glad you asked politely if you could play with my toys, I would have been sad if you borrowed it without asking. That would not have been a nice thing to do."

optical_nerve: GOD I LOVE YOU HXC.

feast: :)

optical_nerve: NOW WRITE ME ABUSIVE INFERNO/RED ALERT STICKY FIC.

optical_nerve: MAKE IT HXC.

feast: OH GOD

optical_nerve: WELL IN YOUR TERMS.

feast: Red Alert knocked on Inferno's door very late one night. "Inferno," he whispered, sounding very scared and vulnerable. "I think there are many bees in my room."

"There are no bees in your room, you are stupid and crazy," said Inferno, hitting Red Alert in the face. Inferno was not a very nice person, and he was very angry because Red Alert woke him up.

"Even though you are angry, it was not nice to hit me," Red Alert said, trying not to cry. "Perhaps you have contracted the rage virus from monkeys."

"What a dumb thing to say, you friggin' 'tard!" Inferno pushed Red Alert onto the ground and Red Alert cried out in sorrow and pain.

"You can't sit on top of me like that! You will crush me or the bees will come! I don't want the bees to come because they will sting us very much and it will hurt a lot! You're my friend, Inferno, I do not want my friend to be hurt by the bees!" Inferno hit Red Alert again in the head. It made Red Alert feel very fuzzy and confused.

Inferno put his pleasure plug in front of Red Alert's face and began touching it. It made Red Alert feel very scared and uncomfortable. "I wish you would stop, Inferno. This is not how friends act, and you are doing something very inappropriate. I think you are possessed." Inferno hit him again, but not with his hand. Lots of icing came out of his pleasure plug. It tasted very sweet to Red Alert.

"Red Alert, I am sorry to have treated you that way. But there were bees coming at you, and I did not want to say anything and scare you, so I pretended to be angry instead. I pushed you down so the swarm would not hurt you, and I smashed one that was on your head. I did not want you to get stung. Forgive me, I was only trying to help because you are my friend. Would you like me to help ice your cinnamon buns now?"

Red Alert was touched by his friend's unusual display of kindness. He smiled and tasted more of the yummy icing. "I would like that very much." The two baked lots of sticky pastries long into the night.


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optical_nerve: I... I...

optical_nerve: GOD THIS... THIS IS...

optical_nerve: I THINK I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE...

optical_nerve: THEN I EVER DID BEFORE.

optical_nerve: I'M GOING TO CRY FROM HAPPINESS.

feast: I'M REALLY GLAD

optical_nerve: REALLY YOU SHOULD BE I'M SMILING SO MUCH IT HURTS.

optical_nerve: BUT I HAVE ONE LAST REQUEST.

feast: OH?

optical_nerve: ANGSTY ME/STARSCREAM

optical_nerve: SO BEAUTIFUL.

feast: "I have suffered many tragedies in my life," Breanna said. She had long blonde hair and beautiful brown eyes that shined in the sun, behind her magic glasses that allowed her to see the innermost thoughts of Transformers. She had been orphaned as a child, and joined the Decepticons when she was fifteen.

"I know what it's like. I have been sad many times, recently. Megatron said he does not want to be my friend anymore. I know I should change my ways, but I am not sure I can. I have been like this for a very long time. I only want to be his friend." Her best friend Starscream said, looking very glum. He put his head in his hands and looked sadly at his Krabby Patty.

"It's never too late to change!" Breanna said, her eyes shining fiercely through her tears. She gobbled up the last of her hamburger and took Starscream's large metal hand in hers. "I can help you, Star, because you are my friend." Starscream began to feel very happy and warm. He wrapped his fingers around her hand.

"Really? How?"

"Well, there is a band I like to listen to when I am feeling down. They have helped me become a stronger person. They know what it is like to feel lonely and misunderstood." Breanna began digging for the tapedeck her friend Soundwave had given her. She was friends with every Transformer, because they knew she was not evil. The Decepticons had been very kind friends to her, like parents, really.

"They are called Linkin Park. Have you heard of them, Star?" Starscream shook his head.

"No! But I would like to listen to them, please, Anna, if you are willing to share." Breanna moved so she could sit very close to him. She could feel his sad body tingling with hope and excitement. It made her forget her own tragedies. She picked up her headphones and stretched them over their touching heads, so Starscream could hear as well as she. They did this because they were close friends, who had bonded instantly over their struggles. They held hands as they listened to her favorite song, "What I've Done."

"Wow," Starscream said at the end. He sounded very impressed and happy. "That was a powerful song. They seem to know exactly how I feel."

Breanna tucked her tapedeck away in her backpack, which was red and purplish blue and gray, just like Starscream. "That is exactly how I feel when I listen to their music! I will let you borrow my legitimately purchased tape of them someday. Would you like that?" They rose to leave the restaurant, holding hands, looking at the beautiful sunset outside.

"I would like that very much. Thank you for being my friend, Anna, and fixing the pain within my heart."

"I could say the same for you, Starry-Bar." Starscream hugged her very close, making Breanna's whole petite body tingle with happiness. She tilted her head, her golden locks flowing in the slight breeze, and kissed him on the cheek.

"Thank you so much for helping me accept what I've done. I love you very much, Starscream."

"I love you too, Anna." Starscream returned the chaste kiss, and raced her down the hill to the Decepticon's headquarters, where Megatron was waiting for them to come home, so they could play soccer.

optical_nerve: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

optical_nerve: I'M LOLING

optical_nerve: THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

feast: ;W;

BONUS:

Blackout/Megatron she wrote upon request.

When it is sunny outside, the Decepticons enjoy to play kickball. "I want to be on your team!" Blackout shouted, grabbing Megatron's hand and jumping up and down. He was very happy. He was best friends with Megatron, just like Starscream. They shared energon ice cream cones and played fun games every day. Sometimes, Megatron would surprise Blackout with gifts, because he was very thankful to have such a loving friend.

The game was getting very heated. Everyone was having a good time, laughing and playing. Despite being opponents on the field, they all liked each other a lot, and would never wish ill will upon each other or anyone else. Starscream kicked the ball as hard as he could toward Megatron. Megatron was not paying attention, too fascinated by the beautiful day to pay attention to the game.

"Starscream! You must watch out! You will hurt my friend!" Blackout jumped in front of Megatron and blocked the ball.

"Oh, gosh, thank you, my loyal friend," Megatron said, once he realized that he could have gotten hurt.

"No problem," said Blackout. "But Starscream, you need to be more considerate about your fellow players. You could have hurt your good friend!"

"I'm sorry, Megatron," Starscream said, placing his hand on Megatron's shoulder and touching it nicely. "That was very rude of me. I could have hurt you. I apologize. I will play nicer next time. Will you forgive me?"

"Of course I will forgive you!" Megatron gave Starscream and Blackout a group hug. "You are my best friends! I could never be mad at you."

"Just pay closer attention next time!" said Blackout, and everyone laughed in the bright afternoon sun.