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HE WROTE THE BOOK ON LOVE
CLICK THIS 4 TEH ARTICLE

He's only 9, but this pint-sized pickup artist already knows plenty about pleasing the ladies.

So much, in fact, that Alec Greven's dating primer, "How to Talk to Girls" - which began as a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair - hit the shelves nationwide last week.

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

LOLWUT?

DISCUSS!