gwen bobbin (qwendolyn) wrote in slutverse,
@ 2012-08-03 01:00:00

Gwen Bobbins found her best friend sitting in the library smoking, which was just typical Louis, really. She smiled as she walked over to him and set her books down in front of him with a thump. "I had a terrible break," she tried to say, in mangled French, so it come out, "My terrible break." She flopped into the seat next to him. "My parents France to take myself." She switched back to English. "It was supposed to improve my French skills, but it did not. My mother hates that Hogwarts doesn't teach language classes. She doesn't get that being a witch is totally cooler."

She made grabby fingers at Louis's cigarette. "How were your holidays? I'm dying for a smoke. I haven't had one since I chain smoked your pack on the way to King's Cross before break."

(Post a new comment)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Louis glanced at Gwen when she sat down, listening to her butchering the language of his people. He snorted and took a puff of his fag before he held it out to her to take, then corrected the sentences she had messed up. "I could tutor you in French. It's not that hard. I keep offering." Louis pointed out and looked her over. "Have you seen the new history professor yet?" (Reply to this)(Thread)

qwendolyn
2012-08-03 05:25 am UTC (link)

Gwen took the fag from Louis and hummed as she stuck it in her mouth and inhaled. "You keep offering and I keep saying no because I'd drive you mad. I have absolutely no talent for languages. I'm lucky I don't just grunt and squeak. You're lucky you only have to listen to me butcher French and not English too."

She passed the cigarette back to him. "The fit one? Yeah, I saw. I think every girl and gay boy in the school has seen. People are going to be paying a lot more attention to him than Binns. Why? You fancy him?"

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

louisweasley
2012-08-03 05:39 am UTC (link)

"You could have a talent for languages. You just don't try too much." Louis pointed out as he looked at her. "Look at me. I speak three languages. And I taught them to myself. It's not that hard."

Louis looked back at her, surprised at the question. Mostly because he wasn't sure. "I don't know. He's a right cunt, trying to tell me what to do. But, he's attractive, isn't he?"

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

qwendolyn
2012-08-03 05:44 am UTC (link)

"He is a professor. They usually tell students what to do," Gwen pointed out. "It's kind of in their job description, actually, and yes. He's way easier on the eyes than Binns ever was. Actually, I think he's bumped Professor Longbottom from the top of the hottest teacher list."

She smiled at Louis, wrapping a strand of her hair around a finger. "And he's kind of your type, isn't he? Older and hot? Plus a professor. There are loads of dirty novels about that kind of thing."

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Louis nodded as he thought about it. "Yeah. I mean, I'd like to fuck him. But, I don't know. He's kind of... I don't know. Not the type of person, personality wise, that I try to go after. If that makes sense." He sighed. "It's complicated. He's a twat." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	"How do you know?" Gwen asked, raising an eyebrow at Louis. "Have you already got him alone to measure him up? You work fast, Weasley. Tell me all about it." She pushed her books out of the way. Studying was over-rated. It wasn't like either of them was a Ravenclaw. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Louis shook his head. "Somewhat, but not really." He told her honestly, sighing. "I got pissed at Charlotte and ended up getting in a compartment with him alone. We shared a fag, but he said as soon as I became a student, he'd have to give me detention with Filch." He shrugged. "Like I said. It's a complicated matter." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Gwen frowned a little. "He does sound like a twat," she agreed, after a moment. "Filch is so creepy. I wouldn't want detention with him. He should give you detention with Professor Longbottom." She reached for Louis's fag and took another drag from it. "Has he given you detention yet?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	"No. He hasn't been around long enough to give me a detention." Louis replied and looked her over. "It's really too bad that I can't get a detention with Longbottom. Even if he's not gay, he's still nice to look at. You know?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Gwen hummed in agreement. "I know," she said. "Too bad he doesn't have a daughter. Although his wife isn't as pretty as he is. Their son's not bad, though. Just super gay. Did you hear he finally came out? He's dating Scorpius Malfoy now." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	"I knew he was gay. We know our own kind." Louis pointed out with a laugh and shook his head. "Of course he's dating Malfoy. He's been wanting him for years now. Which always bothered me. I'm hot enough and blond enough to be a Malfoy and he never wanted to fuck me." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Gwen laughed. "Maybe you're not rich enough for Caspar," she said. "Or maybe you're too intimidating for him or something. You know, too knowledgable. I'm pretty sure Scorpius Malfoy has snogged your sister more than any gay man should ever snog a girl." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Scorpius frowned at that and shook his head. "I don't know. Victoire was really in love with him for a really long time. I guess she realises now that she's never going to have him. I feel sorry for her." He reached out and touched Gwen's hair. "I'm a gold star gay. I've never kissed a girl." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	"Really? I feel like you're trying to issue me a challenge now, Louis," Gwen said, snorting. "Do you want to kiss a lesbian? Or you can keep your gold star. You're smarter than people like Caspar Longbottom and Scorpius Malfoy. I don't understand wasting your time running around with a girl when everyone else knows you fancy boys." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	"I'd rather keep my gold star, thanks. Not attracted to you in the slightest." Louis told her with a grin and then smoked his fag. He looked her over and laughed. "I feel like everyone I know is gay. You know?" He asked. "My cousin Roxanne is a lesbian. Why aren't you fucking her?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Your sisters aren't," Gwen said. "Which is too bad. I'd snog them. You lot and your veela wiles." She looked at Louis and grinned. "I think I could snog the bitch out of Charlotte. You know, just because we're both lesbians doesn't mean we need to fuck. Maybe she wouldn't like me. She is hot though." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

louisweasley
2012-08-03 07:50 pm UTC (link)

"Charlotte is too in love with Evan Rosier to worry about anything else." Louis pointed out and looked back at Gwen and snorted. "And Victoire is just stupid. I don't know what she's doing?"

Louis rolled his eyes at that and shook his head. "What is it with you lesbians and having to be attracted to someone to fuck them? A mouth is a mouth. A pussy is a pussy. As long as it feels good, do it. Fuck."

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

qwendolyn
2012-08-03 07:52 pm UTC (link)

Gwendolyn laughed. "Like you'd know anything about pussy," she said, shaking her head. "You're gold star gay. And, if you remember correctly, you said you weren't into fucking the hot new professor because he was a twat. How is that not the same thing as not wanting to fuck someone because you're not attracted to them? Besides, I didn't say I wasn't attracted to her. She's hot. So."

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Louis sat up a bit straighter and looked at Gwen. He snorted and then nodded. "Alright. We'll make a deal." He told her. "Whomever manages to shag their person first wins. I'll try to fuck Professor Bitch and you try to fuck Roxanne." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Gwendolyn raised an eyebrow at the offer. "You're practically handing me the win. It's going to be way easier to shag Roxanne then a professor. But yeah, okay. Deal." She held her hand out to shake on it. "Beating you is going to be fun." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	"You're not going to beat me. I'm much more persuasive." Even if he wasn't sure of that, he was going with it. He looked her over. Sure, his professor was apparently straight, but he'd shagged harder victories. "Fine. It's a deal." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Gwen laughed, getting to her feet. "I'm going to go find Roxanne Weasley and ask her to come to Hogsmede with me this weekend. I don't know what you're going to do. Look up his office hours, maybe? Good luck." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louisweasley 2012-08-03 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Louis frowned at her and stood up. "I don't need office hours. I'm just going to march in there and tell him what he needs. Yeah?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	qwendolyn 2012-08-03 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Maybe," Gwen said, grabbing her books and grinning at Louis. "You can try that as your first approach. You're making me feel bad, Louis. My seduction is going to be easier than yours. Have fun." (Reply to this)

scribbld is part of the horse.13 network
Design by Jimmy B.
Logo created by hitsuzen.
Scribbld System Status