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SOUTHERN SURVIVOR

Because of the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own,
entitled: SURVIVOR - SOUTHERN STYLE.

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to
South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over
to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana,
finally ending up back in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and
large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR
Sucks, Go Yankees; Obama in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.