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Russell King ([info]hackattack) wrote,
@ 2009-04-10 00:59:00


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One: He works hard for the money.


[Private]

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[OOC: Binary and Hex translations:

'Holy shit, this actually works! Ha!'

'This thing does whatever I tell it to!'

]

[/Private]


I need a raise.

Nah, I deserve a raise.

Who makes a 21 year stoner old work over spring break?

Assholes. That's who.

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[info]ohnorosevest
2009-04-10 06:15 am UTC (link)
Uhhh, the kind who employ stoner bookkeepers?

I'm going to be rolling in the dough when I get my next paycheck. I love spring break, and the stupid tourists it brings to the island. Oh, I also love the fact that they'll shell out whatever price I quote them for a stupid fairy tattoo on the inside of their ankle, or the like.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:20 am UTC (link)
Hey, I am the best damn bookkeeper they've ever had, man. The weed is the only thing that keeps me from going fucking bonkers in that small office they shove me in. I'm like a troll or something, man. They keep me locked away in the back, and let me come out for some food and sunlight every coupld of hours.

I would love to know why people think it's a good idea to buy stuff when they're on vacation...especially something like a tattoo. It's like...if you're gonna get something needle pointed into your skin, wouldn't you wanna have it done in a place that's familiar to you?

Am I the only one who uses this logic?

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[info]ohnorosevest
2009-04-12 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm, interesting. My best friend is a troll. How have I missed this slight observation for... oh, a decade and some change?

I really don't care. If they want to give me money, I'm fine with that. And it's damn good work they are getting. It's not like I'm some one-bit flash artist or a scratcher. Have a little faith in my, bro.

This logic you speak of is false.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-13 02:31 am UTC (link)
Because...you're unobservant. Case closed.

Well, lucky for them, because they'd get seriously fucked over if you weren't at least good at what you do, bro. As long as they don't come outta there looking like a 5 year old just drew on them with crayon, than they're winners.

False? FALSE? Outrageous.

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<private and anonymous via technopathic hack>
[info]technopathic
2009-04-10 06:22 am UTC (link)
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[Translation: quit screwing around]

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:25 am UTC (link)
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[Translation:</b>

uh...

whoa, did I not make this private? ]

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<private and anonymous via technopathic hack>
[info]technopathic
2009-04-10 06:30 am UTC (link)
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[Translation: There are various levels of 'privacy'.]

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:34 am UTC (link)
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[Translation: Well...with all do respect, uh...whoever you are...it's kinda not my fault that you hacked into my stuff, ya know? ]

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<private and anonymous>
[info]technopathic
2009-04-10 06:41 am UTC (link)
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[Translation: Ugh. Do you have any idea what you're playing around with? Look, you just keep your technopathic nose out of my business, and we won't have a problem.]

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:48 am UTC (link)
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[Translation:

I have no idea, and it's kinda starting to piss me off. Where the hell are you? You're like...not even in the system.

What? Technopathic? How do you--

I didn't even go NEAR your business, man. You came into mine, remember?

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<anonymous and private>
[info]technopathic
2009-04-10 06:58 am UTC (link)
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[Translation: Did you seriously think you were the only one? Let me guess, you did. Cute. Say goodbye to that illusion, and welcome to the front lines.

You can't find me, because I'm not IN the system. If you can't do that already, then you'll learn eventually.

Oh, and by the way, if you aren't already cozied up with some other team, think twice before you try to start working against me.]

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<return to technopathic hacker>
[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 07:10 am UTC (link)
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[Translation:

Oh, great. Faaaaantastic. Not in the system. Beautiful.]

Well, come on, how many technopaths do you know? There are others?

And don't say you, and be a cocky asshole.

How can I work against you when I don't even know who the fuck you ARE?

What team? ]

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<anonymous and private>
[info]technopathic
2009-04-10 07:18 am UTC (link)
Look at you, flying blind. I remember those days. They sucked. You'd better tune in and tune in fast.

There are no other technopaths. There was me, and now I guess we can add you to the tally. Congrats.

I'm going to stick my neck out here and give you a bit of advice: This entire town has been turned upside down. Check people's private messages if you don't believe me. Or just throw a rock. You'll probably hit someone with super powers. If I catch you trying to get past anything that I've guarded, we'll have a big problem, but there's plenty of other messages out there for you to snoop around in. Maybe once you've done that, you'll be able to pick a side.

Good luck.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 07:23 am UTC (link)
Wow.

You’re really good at not being completely condescending.



Fine. Sure. Yeah. I’ll check things out.

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[info]polymaniac
2009-04-10 06:30 am UTC (link)
Poor thing.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:36 am UTC (link)
Seriously.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-10 06:39 am UTC (link)
You should just get a sugar momma, or daddy. I think either or would work just fine for you. Bah ha ha.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:43 am UTC (link)
Oh Alena, you slay me.

Seriously.





No. Seriously.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-10 06:45 am UTC (link)
Baw, Russ! Don't be like that! I'm sorry, I must have gotten you confused with Cove there for a moment! LOLOL

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 06:51 am UTC (link)
HA!


I'm so tempted to say burn, but that would just add to the confusion. I've been hanging out with that kid for waaaay too long. I found myself going 'FACE' the other day, and immediately had to apologize and leave the general area.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-10 06:53 am UTC (link)
You said 'FACE?' Wooow, you should go wash your mouth out with Drain-O and bleach.

You guys should have killed him in middle school. T.T

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-10 07:01 am UTC (link)
I know, I know...God damn it, Alkeinos, no need to make me feel guiltier than I already do. I think I may need to go and confess to a priest or something. Drink some holy water. Kill the demon.

We couldn't...

...cause then we would have been the target of all the jokes.

Haha, kidding, kidding. If he sees that, he'll like...draw on me or something, and make me go into work with a sharpie moustache. But then again, I do look quite dashing with a moustache....

You coming to the party at our house?

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-12 04:18 am UTC (link)
Easter Sunday is coming up, and I happen to know that the priests will be working overtime in the Confessionals this weekend at St. Joe's. The C & E Catholics gotta get repentance and absolution before they take Communion Sunday morning. I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you just popped in and told them about this horrible SIN!

That's true. We are pretty lame and have a proclivity to be easy targets? LOL

If he draws on you, just punch him in the face and tell him it's partly from Alena? Then again... the last time I punched him at work, he just got all whiney. So maybe we're just going to have to kill him after all?

I might stop by and say hi. If Gabe doesn't talk me out of it by calling me a scene kid, and singing the chorus from that one 'Cut my wrists, and black my eyes' song over and over again. >.<

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-12 04:47 am UTC (link)
St.Joe's? Is that the church that's near the Dunkin Donuts with that creepy statue out front?

Ha! I don't even know how I managed to get through middle and/or high school without getting the crap kicked outta me. I was on the freakin' math league, man. I was that kid. Awesome. But, no shame, man! I'm still friends with those kids today, and they get my discounts like...everywhere. One of them actually works for Apple. My iPod only cost me about 75 bucks. Which, I'll have you know, is a 70 percent discount. I will leave what I did with the other 175 dollars to your imagination.

I think he gets more pissed off when I don't get mad. Last time he wrote 'cock' on my forehead before I had a meeting to go to, I covered it with a Band-Aid and told everyone that I was mugged, and got stitches, and they let me go home early. It was glorious.

You should, Le, it'll be a good time.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-12 07:13 am UTC (link)
That's the one! Come on down sometime! My Mom says they are trying to attract a younger crowd... I told her maybe they should stop being a cult. :/

Firstly, $75? Dude, you gotta get me the hookup! My iPod broke forever ago, and I'm too poor to buy a new one at the insane prices they are charging now. Or rather, have many other things to spend my money on. And secondly, I'm right there with you. I hung out with the junkies, stoners, and the crazy art/theatre kids, so yeah. Go us?

He gets pissed off because he's a drama queen, and as such thrives on stupid shit. I also think he's gay still, I don't care how many girlfriends he has... I've been convinced of it from the first time I met him in middle school. He swears he's matured, but I think he's still as gay as the day I met him.

I doubt I'll stay long, but consider it done. I'll be there. :D

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-12 07:29 am UTC (link)
I…don’t think I’ve ever met your mom, but you make her sound absolutely terrifying. Just saying.

Haha, I’ll see what I can do! I may not be able to get you the deal I got, but maybe I can still knock off like…20 bucks? Maybe 40, I dunno. And…yeah, go us for hanging out with the outcasts? Haha, I feel like I had friends in all places…but the math nerds were like, my main clique or whatever until like…10th grade.

Naaah, man, Cove isn’t gay. He’s just…effeminate? Haha. Seriously though, he’d probably have a shit load less troubles than he does right now if he were gay. I’m sure Lia’d castrate him for wasting her time or something, but…yeah.

I’ll have to talk to you more about that on Friday, man.

Dude, all I’m asking for is like…15 minutes. I got something I think you'd be interested in.

Let’s just say Jimi Hendrix said it best: Im talkin’ about hard stuff.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-12 10:29 am UTC (link)
She is. She's like Hitler, Freddy Kruger and Elizabeth of Bathory rolled into the body of a middle-aged Russian woman. Just be glad you've never tracked mud into her house.

Any discount is a good discount? I'm sure that could be proved wrong, but I'm just going to pretend like it's infallible. Oh yeah, tenth grade... when you got all cool. Bah ha ha ha ha. Ha. I've always just been a slacker lameass, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

I know you guys are best friends, so you have to protect all of his deep dark secrets... but don't worry. I've already figured this one out. ;)

[Russell]
The fuck did you get Purple Haze, man!? I haven't gotten in touch with Lenny in a little minute, because Gabe's been dealing with that lately... but shit. Uh, I'm so there? Haha.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-12 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh man. Give her a hug for me, haha!

Me? Cool? HA. Yeah, me and my friends were just about to get leather jackets reading 'T-BIRDS' on the back. We told Cove he could be Doody.

Oh yeah? Hahaha, I will protect them with my life. [ SEE, COVE, HOW FUCKIN' CHIVALROUS I AM? :) ]

[Alena]

Nah, this stuff isn't from Lenny. I just...know a guy. He used to be in my English class last semester. Cool guy, man. I've bought from him a few times already, and he always has good shit. He's talking about getting Cinderella 99.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-12 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Done and done.

Good lord, that brings about horrible mental images. I wonder if those bangs of yours are sanctioned by the official T-Bird rules...

While you are doing that, I'll be spreading vicious, vicious rumours about him. The yin to your yang? Balance and all of that.

[Russell]
Cinderella 99? No effen shit! I might be hitting you up to get some stuff from your guy. I mean, everybody knows Lenny's got good stuff... but he hasn't had any fire since like Christmas.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-13 02:23 am UTC (link)
Awesome.

Hey, hey...you of all people can't say anything about anyone's hair, miss 'my hair used to look like it was covered in bubblegum'. Yeah, I went there. And they aren't bangs, they are...longer pieces of hair that tend to sometimes, not always, fall into my face. Totally different. :P

So...basically, nothing's changing here, we're just getting this all out in the open, right? Hahaha.

[Alena]

Yeah, man, if he actually comes through I'll definitely give you a call, but he could just be talking a big game. We'll see, I guess.

I don't think I've ever bought from Len. I've always had other sources. Huh. Maybe I'll give him a call sometimes, if he gets new stuff.

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[info]zombieslikewhoa
2009-04-13 03:50 am UTC (link)
Heeeey... My pink hair was awesome, okay? Don't be jealous because you know you've got a snowballs chance in hell of looking as awesome as I did with bubblegum pink hair. Even when it faded out to that nasty orange colour, it still looked better than you and your bangs ever will. ;)

Uhhh, sounds about right!

[Russell]
I'll keep my fingers crossed that he's not just bluffing with this shit, because getting a hold of some Cinderella 99 would be f'mazing!

Lenny's got good shit, I'm not saying that. There is talk of getting a hold of some Bubblegum, which would be equally f'mazing. If you ever need to get in touch with him, I can give him a heads up for you.

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[info]hackattack
2009-04-13 04:30 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you kind of looked like Ronald McDonald for a while.


Now I want McNuggets.


Alrighty then, as long as we're on the same page.

[Alena]

It really, really would be. I'm just glad I don't have to work on Saturday, because I'm going to be so burnt out on Saturday, no matter what I get.

Bubblegum? Dude, that shit smells amazing. I've never actually smoked it, but I heard it fucks you up. And, yeah man, that'd be great!

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Russ
[info]ohnorosevest
2009-04-12 12:29 pm UTC (link)
Really? Like we need anymore dumbasses there...

You're killing me, man! Oh! And btw, fuck you.

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Cove
[info]hackattack
2009-04-12 03:53 pm UTC (link)
What? Fuck you?

I'm hurt. You wound me.

Come on, man, Alena's gonna be the least of your troubles on Friday.

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Russ
[info]ohnorosevest
2009-04-13 01:37 am UTC (link)
Do not act like the victim here! I don't even get why you voluntarily associate with her. I know I'm forced to see her at work, but if I could just avoid her totally... that'd be awesome.

Don't remind me.

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Cove
[info]hackattack
2009-04-13 02:27 am UTC (link)
Uh...cause she's cool to hang out with? I dunno man.

But don't you worry buddy, you're cool too. I don't want your feelings getting hurt, now.


Have you even told Ophelia they might be coming, so she's at least...I dunno, prepared and shit?

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Russ
[info]ohnorosevest
2009-04-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
Riiight. That must be it.

You're such an asshole.

No. Because that would involve me getting bitched at before, during and after the party. This way I'll only get bitched out during and after the party. Cut me some slack.

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Cove
[info]hackattack
2009-04-13 04:37 am UTC (link)
Was I supposed to give you some sort of different reason?

Awww, thanks man.

Ah. Right. Hm. That sucks.

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Russ
[info]ohnorosevest
2009-04-13 04:51 am UTC (link)
I'm going to smother you in your sleep. Just so you know.

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