M A G I C T R A C K S
by Kringelbert Fishtybuns
Earthquake in London! The cause? The much anticipated release of JONAS ACKERLY's debut album as a solo act. Hundreds of young witches and wizards descended upon EAR FLUKE'S RECORDS in Diagon Alley this afternoon and caused quite the scene when the FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS frontman himself arrived to personalize copies of KEEP THE LIGHT ON for the first one-hundred fans to purchase the album. Tears were shed! Hexes were cast! And in the end, one much-too-eager young witch was detained for her raucous behavior after all 500 copies of the album sold out within the hour. Nearly twenty other record stores across the Wizarding London area owled prior to this printing that all copies of the 10-track record had been sold.

What does this die-hard ZEUS fan think of Ackerly's candy-coated rock debut? It's a surefire hit that will no doubt keep those at Witch Weekly screeching for more! Turn to page 11 for the full review!