KING COCKINTUTS (adammonroe) wrote,
@ 2009-07-14 12:40:00

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the fanfic kink meme

let's face it -- fanfic, be it an indulgent pleasure or something you take very seriously, is fun. and what could possibly be better than finding a short-and-sweet ficlet based on your favorite pairings or ideas? it's simple:
1. comment anon. or don't.
2. name a fandom, a pairing, and an object that you're kind of into that might be sexy.
3. anon should deliver, should they feel up to the challenge.
4. ???
5. profit!

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	kiokushitaka 2009-07-14 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Eyeshield 21. Hiruma, Mamori and Musashi. That damn roulette table that's in the club house. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2009-07-14 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	This is gonna give me away but... Fandom: Devil May Cry/Resident Evil Pairing: Dante/Leon Object: Strawberry syrup. GOGOGOGOGOGO. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiokushitaka 2009-07-14 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	OH, YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2009-07-14 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiokushitaka 2009-07-14 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I DO. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2009-07-14 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	THEN SEE IT (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2009-07-14 07:09 pm UTC (link)

It wasn't that Leon was opposed to the idea of sex with Dante -- no, that wasn't the case at all. In fact, he quite enjoyed it, but... Dante was too hungry to have sex, and it had been his proposition that they combine the two. He lay there across the kitchen counter (Leon would never get over the fact that he could stretch over the most ridiculous of places), a smirk laid across his face, and in his hand was a bottle of... strawberry pancake syrup?

Leon raised a brow. "I don't know, Dante," he sighed, trying to keep the amusement from his face. "This doesn't look like it would end well."

Dante snickered. "What," he asked, propping his head up in his palm, elbow to the countertop, "afraid of getting a little dirty? That's fine, I don't mind... I can do this by myself." He casually flipped open the top of the bottle and squirted a shot of the liquid into his mouth. A small rivulet of the stuff poured from the corner of his mouth; his pink tongue slowly creeped out to catch it, his eyes on the brunette man the entire time.

Leon just tugged at his collar, chuckling deeply to himself. This was just like Dante, after all, to be such a tease, but he could keep cool. (Nevermind the fact that he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off the other man the entire time he was doing it.)

"Mmmmm," Dante murmured, grinning dumbly and laying on his back to face the ceiling as he took another shot of the syrup. The way he did it was utterly tantalizing, mouth wide open, tongue pushed out just enough to reach his chin as the sticky sweetness dripped into his mouth from above. (Was it getting hot in here, or was that just Leon?) "It's so good~" He then cast a glance at his companion, one eyebrow cocked and the slightest of clever laughs in his eyes, and Leon couldn't stand it (oh, that low tolerance for Dante's everlasting sexiness would be the death of him, he swore it).

He crossed the kitchen slowly, shrugging off his vest as he went, and leaned over the silver-haired man, brows raised in suspicion. "Is this what you wanted?" he asked quietly, his voice barely above a breath, leaning down to kiss Dante's saccharine-strawberry lips briefly.

Dante just nodded, sat up, almost knocking their heads together in the process. "Only if you're willing to take a shot of this." Always saucy, he held the syrup up, practically brandishing it as a deadly weapon.

"But I am." Leon snatched the bottle, tipped his head back, keeping his eyes on Dante the entire time as he squeezed the stuff into his mouth. The taste was so sugary that he almost gagged, but he swallowed without having to change his expression too much.

Dante watched in utter astonishment, unwilling to believe that Leon of all people had just bested him at his own sexy-I'm-kind-of-a-tease-and-you-better-give-me-what-I-want game, and all but jumped on Leon. Needless to say, hunger was the last thing on his mind at this point.

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	kiokushitaka 2009-07-14 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Kekeke. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2009-07-14 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shinimegami 2009-07-14 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I approve of this. Unf. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fuck anon shattering 2009-07-14 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Final Fantasy VII Cloud & Zack bondage, HO SHIT (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: fuck anon shattering 2009-07-14 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	HANDCUFFS, TO BE MORE SPECIFIC. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adammonroe 2009-07-14 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	you are a perfect woman i must say (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shattering 2009-07-14 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	bows (Reply to this)(Parent)

Sorry, but I'm anon.
(Anonymous)
2009-07-14 07:37 pm UTC (link)

"Handcuffs?"

Cloud, always the skeptic, frowned, holding up the metal object in his hand, the keys dangling between his fingers merrily, as if to signal the events to come. He kept an eye on Zack, obviously, because who knew what he'd get up to if he wasn't being watched, but... something about the metal just kind of got him, and he couldn't stop glancing at how sparkly they seemed.

Zack nodded, breaking into a real hornball of a grin. "Yep. Handcuffs." Complete nonchalance, nevermind the look on his face. "Why, was it a bad idea?"

"No..." Cloud started, attempting to keep a sigh out of his reply. "It's just a little strange, I guess." These handcuffs were going to end up spelling out trouble, he could just tell it. The only thing that stopped him from really, really questioning it and probably starting an argument in the process was that Zack looked exceptionally excited to try it out, and he couldn't really say no, because what would that make him? So he would go with it and, who knew? He might actually enjoy it.

"Fine," he muttered, hanging his head as a show of defeat. Zack, unattuned to the fact that Cloud was, in fact, disappointed in having given up so easily, let out an excited howl.

"This will be fun," he declared, a glint in his eye.

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	shattering 2009-07-14 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	hur hur hur, thanks, anon! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alazif 2009-07-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Highlander/Good Omens Methos and Aziraphiel. The "Bugger Alle This" Bible. has some pretty bizarre ideas of what's sexy. (Reply to this)

	giving myself away with fandoms that nobody is into at all ;D (Anonymous) 2009-07-14 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Fandom: Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei. Pairing: Chie-sensei and Itoshiki-sensei. Item: Noose. Maybe I'm NOT giving myself away, because I posted something het. :O HOLY SHIT (Reply to this)

	powerpuff 2009-07-15 01:09 am UTC (link)
	pfftt.. I'm going to hell. Fandom: Eyeshield 21, Code Geass Pairing: Lelouch and Hiruma Item: TOOTHPASTE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	shinimegami 2009-07-15 09:07 am UTC (link)
	BRB DYING BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kiokushitaka 2009-07-17 11:52 am UTC (link)
	OMFG. I LOVE YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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