The counter, the chaise longue in the reception room, by (and, I'm sure, in) the fountain, by my door, indoors, outdoors... There was a day I did not see them at all, but the thought of them progressing far beyond the heavy petting I was witness to brought me little comfort.

In my study? Hah.

A typical fit? Please, remind me, why is it that I was sent? You are Father's heir, after all, big brother.

CB