I was seven that wasn't my fault and outside to inside, for shame!

OMG that sounds amazing too actually. We should get a couple different kinds and split them up so we can try a bunch. On different plates obviously though, since I'm so repulsive when I eat.

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I'm always this nosy? And I didn't say anything would have happened, why are you so defensive? haha Seriously though I'm glad everything's chill.

Over what though? The fight right? There's no way Mack's over you? Do you think you guys are going to hang out or anything again?

I give bitchin' advice you mean, top notch! You'd know that if ever listened. :P

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Hahah OKAY I GUESS but only because I really didn't know it was outside to inside either. I just usually hope mom isn't looking. I'd use my hands if I could, who eats fries with a fork besides her?? Nobody, that's who.

Well, I am afraid of your cooties but I guess I already have whatever you're carrying.. so I guess we can split. Evenly.

[Private to Sera]
I'm not defensive. I'm fine.

Yeah, the fight. Except it wasn't a fight, it was her being an asshole. But she said she was sorry so like whatever, forget it ever happened. I guess. I never really hung out with her, you just always put me in awkward situations with her.. but yeah, sure.

Sorry, even if I wanted advice from some bratty kid, you wouldn't even be the first kid I picked.

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Only if there's gravy! If not even I'll eat fries with without a fork haha. You'd eat everything with your hands though if you could that's the difference.

Of course evenly. That's the other reason were splitting it up first so you can't just get baked and eat it the whole thing. I bet you wouldn't even save me a bite if you could get away with it.

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You're right it was just her being an asshole, sorry. There was stuff leading up to it though Tatum, you weren't completely innocent and everytime wasn't my fault. You can't actually be that in denial? You've hung out with her on more than one occasion when I've had absolutely nothing to do with it. What advice I may or may not have given her beforehand is beside the point

Who would you pick then? No one gives better advice than me except maybe Rath but he's not a bratty kid..not that I am either--

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I just don't see any reason to dirty a perfectly good utensil when I can just eat finger food all of the time.. like pizza rolls.

You know me too well. We'll cut them right down the middle, kay? But you're paying the bill, big baller! I know you got a buttload of cash saved up.

[Private to Sera]
Don't you think I know that already? Jesus fuck, you don't have to remind me-- I guess whatever. She's funny sometimes, but she's an idiot. I have a boyfriend, remember? Not interested.

Just anybody but you, tbh!!

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What? why do I have to have to pay for everything? That's because I don't waste all my money on weed. I'll buy brunch I guess but gas, weed and Starbucks afterwards is 100% on you.

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No I don't remember. You never tell me anything. So Sam's like your boyfriend for real now? And you're admitting you can't be around Mack without stuff happening. If it wasn't an issue, you could hang out with her and be her friend, and not cheat on Sam. if you actually liked him

Then tbh why are you still listening to me now? I some level you must like my advice, actually I'm pretty sure you just said my advice isn't that bad.

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Because I just said, you're the big baller! You don't spend any money on weed so- Yeah yeah, I got that stuff. I think I still have a Starbucks gift card actually with a few bucks on it..

Salted caramel mocha, y/n?

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Yeah, for like a while now.. uhm, almost a month? Sort of? And I never admitted that exactly said that, fuck off. It's not about me, it's about her. She obviously likes me, and I just.. I dunno, it's awkward. Would you want to hang out with a guy who liked you all the time, when you're with Jenny? It's no different, you know. It's weird.

Well, it's not like it's easy to make you shut up. You know where I live. And isn't bad compared to like.. what else is available. You're the semi-best in a bad situation.

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K deal then, but you aren't allowed to get anything expensive.

Idk maybe? Do you think they have candy-candy hot chocolate yet?

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No not really I guess. I could probably still hang out with him though and be his friend, if I wanted to. Him liking me wouldn't matter unless I felt the same way.. or I guess if it really bothered Jenny or something.

You're just lucky I guess?? haha and I thought it was a compliment. Why am I even so bad anyway? I'm just trying to help. If you're happy with Sam though that's what matters I guess. And I guess I'm happy for you. If that's what you want though stick with it, you can't keep fucking with Mack's head, especially knowing how she feels.

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Whatever, if I was buying it I'd let you get whatever you want, cheapskate.

If you mean candy-cane, then yes.

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Whatever, you know what I mean.

And I'm not trying to fucking with her head. Shut the fuck up, you don't even know what you're talking about.

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I wouldn't take advantage though. You'll order the whole damn menu and eat practically nothing.

Haha yes I meant Candy-cane!! I think I'll probably get that then. Or a maybe pumpkin spice latte since they probably won't have it anymore after thanksgiving.

[Private to Tatum]
If you don't want to date her than don't but someone liking you isn't necessarily a reason not to try to be their friend. It happens.

You don't call making out with her when you were going out with Sam, or at least said you liked him, slapping her across the face, hanging out with her one day then treating her like garbage the next, messing with her head?

It's no wonder she went off on you.

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I would not! I'd eat most of it, we'd just have to smoke more weed. Sounds fair to me?

Oh shit yeah, I don't know how much longer they're gonna have those.. not that I care, because then it's time for gingerbread lattes!!!! Fuck yes.

[Private to Sera]
I was not going out with him then and I can't believe she fucking told you I knew she fucking would god fucking damnit and if that's the story she told you, then she left out a lot of details. We're It's complicated.

You don't think I know I deserved it though? I don't even want to go anywhere with you anymore, but I will for dad. You're an asshole.

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Doesn't sound fair for me if you get us busted, or worse banned from IHOP?

OMG those are amazing too. I pretty much love all the specialty holiday drinks haha. See we can get a long too we just need something we both like.. like delicious spiced lattes

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I didn't say that was necessarily one story just a list of things you've done under the head messing category. She told me you kissed her and slapped at the apple picking place and you completely started it. Is there more to it?

What she was drunk but it not like she made up a bunch of lies. You can deny all you want that anything ever happened but it doesn't mean it didn't.

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You don't get banned from IHOP for smoking weed, doofus. Who do you think their main clientele is? They're like Denny's.

Yeah, you're not so bad when I stand to gain half of a cup of frothy goodness.. you're okay, kid.

[Private to Sera]
I'm done talking to you about this. Just because your friend has a like, super hard lady boner which by the way doesn't sound appealing at all for me doesn't mean my personal life is like, your business. Whatsofuckingever.

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I just don't want to smell like weed, okay? Especially at practically breakfast time.. And on the Lord's Day. And what if we offend someone and they feel it's their duty to call the cops or something? You know what people are like.

If we get arrested I called not it on explaining to mom and dad right now. It's on one of you two. I'm claiming you guys talked me into it.

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Whatsofuckingever yourself you don't have to talk to me or listen but it doesn't make me any less right:PP

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Calm down, dude. Have I like, ever been busted before? Has Rath? So fucking chill. It's seriously all good, what the fuck does the day of the week have to do with anything??? All smoke all the time, girl!! Get real.

If we get arrested, I'll take full responsibility. Maybe they'll disown me and get it over with- Okay?

[Private to Sera]
Keep telling yourself that. Like I've said from day one, you don't know shit so get lost.

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No way! You're crazy, it makes me way too tired. I'd rather make it a treat.

I guess then.

[Private to Tatum]
You're right I'm completely wrong about everything.

I'm really happy for you and Sam.

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Life's a treat, am I right?

[Private to Sera]
Fuck you- Yeah thanks.

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