creepy!malcolm! at the disco (baddock) wrote,
@ 2008-05-04 00:35:00

ten; sunday, january 25th, 1998.
Someone please explain to Charlie why dating Hufflepuffs is such a bad idea? He's all germs-ridden right now and it's so fucking disgusting. He never listens to me, so someone else, please make him understand that when you date Hufflepuffs, bad things happen?

And before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I know what I'm talking about, okay? Charlie's NEVER sick and now that he spends all his time with that 'puffie girlfriend of his, he's caught a cold from hell. There's snot everywhere, you should see it.

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	baddock 2008-05-04 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Well, I can't bloody well see them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah, yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Hey! I'm so brave, I could practically be a Gryffindor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 07:48 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations. You've found your true calling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Merlin forbid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I may even realize that your presence was lacking here if that happened. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 07:53 am UTC (link)
	You'd start crying about me all day, again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Inconsolable, most likely. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:00 am UTC (link)
	I'd sneak out of the Tower to come give you a hug every night, promise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 08:04 am UTC (link)
	That's one way to spread the infection and try to get me to fall out of grace, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Red and gold would suit you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 08:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm not wearing red knickers, if you're thinking that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:17 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't, but I am now. What colour snickers are you wearing, then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 08:20 am UTC (link)
	What a good question. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:26 am UTC (link)
	I demand an answer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Would it be horrid of me not to reveal? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Very. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 08:32 am UTC (link)
	Theoretically, what if I couldn't answer that because I wasn't wearing any? I'd be a horrid person, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Not in my books, you wouldn't be! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-05-04 08:35 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know you could read books. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-05-04 08:37 am UTC (link)
	I can't, I make Charlie read them for me. Doesn't mean I can't own a few of them, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)