badinerie (badinerie) wrote,
@ 2008-02-03 14:35:00

I met an interesting woman last night. She was one of those darers. Needless to say, I made a huge mistake.

	gems 2008-02-04 12:01 am UTC (link)
	What kind of mistake, pet? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:07 am UTC (link)
	A matrimonial mistake. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-04 12:09 am UTC (link)
	YOU GOT MARRIED MR. LESTRANGE?????????? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-04 12:13 am UTC (link)
	HOW FANTASTIC! WHAT'S HER NAME??????? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Ummm~~ Crindy?. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-04 12:18 am UTC (link)
	OH I SEE. WHAT A LOVELY NAME??? IS SHE PRETTY (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, she's blond. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
	BLONDE IS LOVELY!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:33 am UTC (link)
	She says thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-04 12:34 am UTC (link)
	~~IS HER NAME REALLY CRINDY~~ IS SHE FOREIGN OR SOMETHING (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:40 am UTC (link)
	No, she says her name is actually Ava ~~and that I never listen to her~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-04 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I LIKE THAT MUCH BETTER I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SHE CHANGED HER NAME. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gems 2008-02-04 12:10 am UTC (link)
	You silly boy! That's what divorces are for, love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Then I have to talk to Bellatrix and after mocking me for an hour, she'll charge me double. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 12:22 am UTC (link)
	A small price to pay for freedom, Mr Lestrange. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:28 am UTC (link)
	And apparently, it is too late to get an annulment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 12:33 am UTC (link)
	How old is she? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:35 am UTC (link)
	She says that's none of your business. I have to go now. We're going shopping for jumpers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 12:42 am UTC (link)
	~~GHNTJGDKFGKHBFJGKHBFDLGLGOBRITBM GBJN~~ You're not going to let her pick out your jumpers for you, are you, pet? Either way, have fun. Ta! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:45 am UTC (link)
	It appears I don't have much choice in the matter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Mr Lestrange! Why, I thought you got yourself a new wife, not a new mother. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:56 am UTC (link)
	~~Dammit, you're right. Should I kill her now or later?~~. Noted. Although you haven't heard her screech. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 01:05 am UTC (link)
	This is very upsetting to hear! I always thought a man such as yourself would and should be respected by his wife. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You raise an excellent point. If only more females were as intelligent as you. Do you think electroshock therapy would work? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Mr Lestrange, if I may give you more of my intelligent advice, a good divorce attorney is just the kind of remedy you should be looking into. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Yes, yes. I have just the plan. Now where did I put my Huey Lewis and the News CD? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-04 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, pet. ~~May I offer a helpful hand?~~ Best of luck finding it, Mr Lestrange! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-08 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! You must be a good luck charm. Not only did I find it, but I haven't seen her since. Sad, but all for the best. I could never stay with a woman with poor taste in music. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-08 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Good for you, love! You're far too interesting to be tied down by a woman who was practically ancient. Mr Lestrange, I must let you know, since I am a good luck charm, you are most welcome to use my services whenever you require. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-02-09 04:23 am UTC (link)
	MISS WINTRAM! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-09 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Yes, poppet? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	clagg 2008-02-04 12:12 am UTC (link)
	What happened? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	clagg 2008-02-04 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, now I see. That was very silly of you, Mr. Lestrange. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:24 am UTC (link)
	I needed a dare! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	clagg 2008-02-04 12:28 am UTC (link)
	So you got married to her. Good reasoning. How is Crindy? What does she do? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 12:31 am UTC (link)
	~~I don't recall. Oh, right, she just reminded me~~She sells seals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	clagg 2008-02-04 12:45 am UTC (link)
	How interesting! If she ever needs a maritime lawyer, I know one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-04 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Do you? What's his name? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	clagg 2008-02-04 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Her name! I met her in Cardiff! Maggie something! She's blind, so that should make her easy to find. I've heard she's very good. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dicktator 2008-02-07 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am HARDLY surprised. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-08 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Miss Mumps, how insightful of you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-02-08 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Please DO remind me to use your photograph when lecturing year elevens on examples NOT to follow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	badinerie 2008-02-09 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Well then, I can see that you don't want them to have more money or be better looking than you. That's HARDLY surpising, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-02-09 04:23 am UTC (link)
	PLEASE, Mr. Lestrange, you resemble a less than charming relative of a rodent. If you THINK to take Miss Wintram's offer of "service" up, I shall be IMMEDIATELY writing to any amount of tabloids and informing them you engage in bestiality on the weekends, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gems 2008-02-09 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Mona! I am only trying to provide poor Mr Lestrange with emotional support in his time of need. You ought to learn from my example, if anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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