Kiba Inuzuka (biteme) wrote,
@ 2010-06-28 01:13:00

Current location:	county park- no sleep tonight
Current mood:	cheerful
Entry tags:	cant keep a good dog down, ic 9, might be secretly heartbroken

IC - 9 Not gonna sweat the small shit
Yesterday I nearly get my ass fired over a fucking typo. The hot seat is not a nice place to be, actually I thought my comments were pretty hilarious up until the boss pinched a loaf on my head.

Well the short version is life's too fuckin short. So Sassy pants is no longer banned from my journal. Because he's short and dainty and he wants his own reality show so he can take the lead in Alvin and the Chipmunks. I banned his ass because of calling me a pedophile. I got a temper too. But I stuck my foot in it for "using the wrong word" which i aint doin so the boss don't get on me again. *knows the boss likes riding him thinks he may have a crush on him or want to see him do porn - shudders at the thought*

I am in the mood to brake something! In a good way tho not like cracking open people skulls.. aside from Kakuzu he's a special case.. Sorry i missed you the other day.. Maru had the runs so i blew you off.. Shit happens.

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	scarecrow_honor 2010-06-28 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Sure you are~ Besides that, I'm talking about their TV channel. I wonder if they would have a show like this, following a porn company and all... Well, you could always find a hacker at your disposal? Not that I'm suggesting you hack the company server... >:D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Fuuk iPhone!!! Smashes D:

biteme
2010-06-28 08:13 pm UTC (link)

aww thanks ♥ you're so good for my ego..
Well you're a director what ya think they would look for? Maybe we can make a skit and send it in or something .. Get some little people to do cartwheels.. Wait we got sassori XD he can fill in that part. - the angry midget w/a stungun-

Hacking in like loading a ghost profile with spyware and hidden trogon.. worm into the mainframe and manipulate access codes.. create a mirror server so no one notices the hacknig.. Don't think I know anyone with that skill.. (is lol so hard)

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	Ack, troublesome tech... scarecrow_honor 2010-06-28 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	Well someone needs to be, given what's been going on~ First and foremost, entertainment and some measure of originality if it's not always amusing. A midget with a stungun, hmm... Wait, didn't Jackass already do that? XD I don't think you'd need to go that far~ Maybe just enough to find out the company employees information... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: You broke his brain >\\> in a good way X3

biteme
2010-06-29 12:45 pm UTC (link)

I don't know how I got so popular D: Thanks again! Yeah I think you're right.. jackass is the shit! I stop watching after that dude drank horse jizz! THAT WAS GROSS! poor horse!

What can anyone gain from employee files? I mean I can see the funny paying people in pennies...lol

(private) GAH!! that dickhead is a pain! I'm gonna eat his fucking liver!! SEEI CAN'T EVER AVOID BULLSHIT!! (/private)

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scarecrow_honor
2010-07-01 03:40 am UTC (link)

You are pretty loud, that tends to attract all sorts. ^.^ And I only ever saw Steve(o?) when his movie in Japan came on TV. Then he snorted wasabi...

I was thinking maybe something immature like finding their address and well... Egging it or something. Something I didn't get to do in my younger years~

[PRIVATE] Eh, I don't care for liver. But honestly, kid, you're just going to have to learn how do deal with certain people because they'll always be there. It'll just take time.

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biteme
2010-07-01 04:09 am UTC (link)

Maybe I should tone it down a little? FUCK NO!! I GOT TO ME GOD DAMN IT!!!

OH Shit! NEVER SEEN THAT! That guys retarded, he probably still cant smell right.

Well I've done my fair share of flaming poo.. Eggs!!! We use to let them sit around in the sun for a couple days first! As much fun as it use to be.. I just don't have it in me to do something like that.. *is so fake so very much fake*

[PRIVATE] Well sometimes the only way to deal with people is a punch in the face.. im so close to fucking up his world [/PRIVATE]

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scarecrow_honor
2010-07-01 04:35 am UTC (link)

I never said being loud was a bad thing~

Probably, and thus, the only time I have ever seen the man on TV and had no desire to do so again afterwords.

But I haven't done that sort of thing before. You're going to have to assist me, just to make sure I get it right... >:D

[PRIVATE] And that is something we do not do unless we are positive by means of words, honor, or blackmail, that he will not file charges.

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biteme
2010-07-01 04:41 pm UTC (link)

ME AND YOU!!! I'd be honored.. You must have had a sheltered childhood. I'm much more serious now (lies) I'D NEVER put yellow food coloring in waterballons or put olive oil in window washing fluid or hook up a persons phone so it streams live on YouTube.

[private] That never crossed my mind. So he's baiting me for a fight...to maybe get me locked up? Shit.. Fucking asshole! I can only take so much tho.. Prick is begging for it.. [private]

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scarecrow_honor
2010-07-02 03:10 am UTC (link)

Hm, those are terrible~ You've probably never done any of those... Although, I was too busy in childhood to have such extra curricular activities, doesn't mean I can't reenact them with someone who has the experience...

[PRIVATE] Well, that may not be his exact goal. Probably he isn't aggravating you with that in mind, so much as his own satisfaction of getting you riled up.

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biteme
2010-07-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)

I wouldn't mind sharing a few pointers. I have a few ideas .. NOT MINE!(lies more) If you got bail money there are some really cool things I can tell you about..

[PRIVATE] Twisted freak! Its hard not to get pissed when he's a pain in the ass! HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST DO I NEED TO PUT A HIT OUT ON HIM OR SOMETHING? I'll try to ignore him.. depends what he says next.. freaking hillbilly[/PRIVATE]

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	scarecrow_honor 2010-07-03 06:21 am UTC (link)
	I certainly wouldn't mind hearing them~ Although, I'm sure we can think of intelligent ways to not get caught, given that we would be grown adults 'thinking' of these pranks. [PRIVATE] Your anger amuses me, Kiba~ I guess, because it's really hard to make me angry. I'm sure everything will calm down soon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	biteme 2010-07-03 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	You have a point. You do the thinking I'll do the pranking plots. I mean I'll organize the ideas and share them with you [PRIVATE]I fail at temper control,I hope you're right. How do you manage to do it? Can we discuss off a six-pack?[/PRIVATE] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	scarecrow_honor 2010-07-06 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Sure~ We'll have to pick a quiet night, or the morning after a hard party. People are harder to wake up when they're hungover and stoned. You know, so no one will hear and want to attempt these feats... [PRIVATE] Don't see why not. Come over whenever you please~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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