Madara Uchiha (bitter_sweet) wrote,
@ 2011-02-24 22:06:00

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[is in a ridiculously good mood today. so good, it's unsettling. has been chipper all through the school day, even, humming to himself when it gets out, swinging his school bag while he walks like a girl who just got asked out by her crush or something. not even his horrible rival could ruin this mood. which is good. coz there he is.] Hashirama Senju~ have you felt that breeze today? I love this weather. So close to spring. Aaah~

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	boysareback 2011-03-08 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've already scared Tobirama once... twice. I forgot there was that time... yeah you don't need to know about that and it's better to keep tramua levels down while they are this young. [someone is certainly going to have a longer shower tonight ;__;] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Twice? [wants to know! finishes his milkshake, scooting the cup aside, resting his head in his hands.] Tell me about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boysareback
2011-03-11 02:20 am UTC (link)

You want to know? Are you a perverted one. [drinks the rest of his as well and leans back in the chair.] Besides the time after we got into that argument and you jumped out the window, it would have been about three or so months earlier he caught me doing... myself. I'm hoping it serves good in the end because he is getting to that age now where he is getting those types of dreams and sticky sheets. Is a little awkward however. What about Izuna? Has he ever... on you?

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	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Walked in on me? ... Yeah, kinda. He caught me looking at porn so I invited him over to come look too. I don't think he's having those dreams yet, he still seemed grossed out or disinterested by it all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Really? God, I remember at his age I was trying to get any hands on whatever skin mag I could find. Dad has a good collection that he keeps from mom. Bet she knows about it. Poor kid, he is missing out on fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I leave it laying around sometimes but he won't touch it. It's kinda weird I wonder if I should like... talk to him about it. I don't want him to feel like he's a misfit or there's something wrong with his body, but I also think... his friends are going to start talking about it too, so at least if I give him the rundowns he can bullshit it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 03:06 am UTC (link)
	It's our duty as older brothers to get them ready. I've got to take Tobirama out of a peek at the girls changerooms soon to give him some happy thoughts when he is trying to get into the mood. We have to help show them the way and not get the talk like I had to from my mother. Not dad... it was her. So embarrasing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 03:08 am UTC (link)
	At least you got a talk. My dad threw a box of condoms at me and said "you'll figure it out." Izuna's not gonna get a talk from him, either, so... I probably should. I just... is it wrong for me to... enjoy him as a baby brother forever? He's so cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Think about what he will go through when people around him are dating and talking about sex and he can't even string anything together. He has to grow up. Focus that love on Sasuke, you know Itachi is never going to be able to tell him anything about that. Another kid who looks like he will never get laid. What's with your family? You produce asexuals or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh Itachi's gonna get laid one day, I'm sure. Sasuke will get laid shortly after because he parrots Itachi, but Sasuke will want to do it better so he'll have a threesome for his first time. [is so smart.] And I'm not asexual. I'm just... picky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 03:39 am UTC (link)
	So what is your ideal first time then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Spontaneous. Needy. Lots of paying attention to me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Are you into girls? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Depends on the girl. Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 03:55 am UTC (link)
	You better hope that you have done some pre-heating first if you want it to go like that otherwise, by the time she has finished going down, she isn't going to be able to give you any spontaneity without it hurting her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I thought you were my boyfriend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know it was official. Do you know how sex between men happens? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 04:00 am UTC (link)
	In the ass, stupid. Of course I know. But I'm not the bitch, so it's not my job to worry about if your butt is ready. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 04:09 am UTC (link)
	[well, if he is going to be like that...] Suppose your right. Guess you would get a good laugh out of it. Oh and by the way, it will hurt you too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 04:11 am UTC (link)
	[is just tough coz he doesn't know. <_< ] ... I knew that, it was a joke. Stupid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Who are you calling stupid? Huh? I know more about this than you do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? That's just coz you're more of a homo. [s-says your... boyfriend?] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 04:21 am UTC (link)
	[stands up, puffs up.] I've dated more girls than you have. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2011-03-11 04:22 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't matter, in the end you want me more. [preens.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2011-03-11 04:26 am UTC (link)
	... I'm making a sandwich. [hmph, you aren't having one.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)