Hashirama Senju (boysareback) wrote,
@ 2010-11-07 19:38:00

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[secret mystery letter left in one Madara Uchiha's locker in an unknown writing cause he got a girl to write it for him.]

Hi Madara,

I've seen around school but I am too shy to come up and talk to you. I just want you to know that I think you are someone special, someone I would like to try and be with. One day, I hope I can overcome my nerves and speak to you in person but for now, I hope you will allow me to continue to write to you and tell you how I feel.

From your secret admirer.

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	boysareback 2010-11-14 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Be careful then. I don't want to get blamed for your mistimed breathe. [sits back down on the floor and eats his two prawns. mm, nice.] Did you bring the stuff for the prank? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, the knife on your dinner plate will be good to stab me with. And I got this. [pulls plastic bag out of his pocket.] To make the blood squirt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
	That will work great. [scoops up some of the rice on his fork and looks at the bags at the same time. if they puncture here here and here, that would make a good pray of blood. mmm but the consistency will have to be liquidy.] What are those two up to tonight? Did they tell you at dinner? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I told them to camp out in the family room and they were excited. Going to watch some movie with talking animals, so they'll be all safe and secure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 06:12 am UTC (link)
	It should have been horror movies to get them all worked up but yeah, my brother. Not a good mixture. [looks over at the time.] So we have a couple of hours to prepare. Will there be dessert? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Your fat ass doesn't need dessert. [grins.] But I can go see. Probably some cake, since Tobirama is here tonight and I bet Izuna would ask for it. I hope she makes carrot cake. [mmm.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Carrot cake is such a strange cake. It's carrot, its a vegetable, it shouldn't be delicious like chocolate and beetroot cake. [can't imagine seeing Izuna eating carrot cake, always has this picture of him face first into a chocolate cake.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 06:27 am UTC (link)
	It'll probably be some ... double fudge chocolate triple chip... chocolate mocha monster. [has the same image, it's okay.] I wonder if he and Tobirama made it. Bet it'll be shitty. Or a beetle will fall into it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh gross. Chunky beetle cake. If Tobirama bites into that, he is going to cry and that boy really doesn't need any more trauma in his life... I might go and try and talk to your mom for a bit. [is going to really sneak in and inspect cake if its available. doesn't want him crying.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 06:50 am UTC (link)
	My mom? Don't ask her out on a date, I know she's hot. [haha, gross!] Or you could do some homework with me... or we could play a video game. Or go shoot birds with a BB gun. [so many options.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 07:05 am UTC (link)
	... [needs to let him sob it out on his own but he is his poor frail brother who needs a pep talk every once in a while.] You shouldn't shoot birds unless they are pests... got any hate for a neighbors dog or something like that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Birds are always pests. Dogs are pets, don't shoot at those. [peers out the window. hmm... no good birds being loud.] I hate the doves that come around in the morning. So loud and obnoxious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Doves are symbols of peace and you are popping a pellet into them... [omg what kind of a monster are you!] How would you like it if I woke you up that way. [hmph!] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 07:51 am UTC (link)
	... [ruffles his hair. you're silly.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 08:01 am UTC (link)
	... [confused. did he just defuse his anger with a hair ruffle...?] Let's play some games. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 08:03 am UTC (link)
	[yes he did, and it worked.] Kay. [goes to fetch his game system, moving some stuff animals off the TV and tossing them to Izuna's bed. most are things from claw grabbers that he won for him to make him smile over the years, and of course it's gonna be a few more years before they get rid of them.] Let's play a fighting game. Or maybe... a racing one? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 08:10 am UTC (link)
	Racing one, that way you can't button push and say its skill. [actually, he just can't play those games.] Speaking of racing, I think I should ask mom and dad to get me a car. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 08:35 am UTC (link)
	... A car? [perks. but oh shit that means... he has to get one too. no way Hashirama can get a car and he not get one. they definitely need to race.] My parents already talked to me about one. [lies.] I'm probably going to get something custom-- for racing of course. [so full of shit] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boysareback
2010-11-14 08:45 am UTC (link)

Oh yeah? I hope that works well for you and your imaginary girlfriend. You can go out for a drive with her to somewhere secluded, you pull over, undo your seatbelt, gaze into each others eyes, move in closer. Watch her as she moisten her lips, inviting you for a kiss that goes straight down to there. It starts getting hot in there, the clothes start to come off, your hands fondling her. Then you start thinking how good it will be to have her riding you inside of your hot ride, moaning your name as loudly as your car gets so you lower the seat, go to climb into the back and... you have no backseat. Hard on gone. The end.

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	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 08:46 am UTC (link)
	... That's a bit elaborate just to tell me I can't have sex in a backseat. You can have sex on the hood of the car, stupid. While it's still warm from a race, and your blood is rushing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 08:55 am UTC (link)
	So you like people seeing you doing it, huh? Kinky, kinky. I bet you get hard by thinking about doing a girl up against the history section in the library. [ah the memories.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 09:04 am UTC (link)
	Ew, a library? [looks grossed out.] It stinks in there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 09:13 am UTC (link)
	You just add you own smell afterward anyway. [smirks. oh yeah, no-sex boy wouldn't know that there is a scent that comes with after sex. it's all bodily fluids odor, that musky smell that... actually books are musky.] Where is your ultimate sex location then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-14 09:14 am UTC (link)
	... A bed. [duh! doesn't want to smell nasty books while he gets off, thanks.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-14 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Haven't you fantasized about anywhere else like in the shower? Or on a kitchen table, pool table, washing machine, against a wall. What about any kind of crazy technique like standing upright with her leg all the way up on your shoulder, giving the perfect access to get inside. [w-what? he googles a lot.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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