Lian/Joey kids.

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1) Joey and Lian only had sex one time (and both were really drunk. It turns out the Thanagarian liquor he'd "acquired" actually worked on him.), but that was enough to conceive a girl named Opal ("Stagg family tradition for girls, boss.")

2) Who looks pretty much like the other metamorphic members of her family, but like her Aunt Emerald ("Aunt Em," as Joey insisted Opal call her, much to Emerald's displeasure), pulled it off in a cute monster girl sort of way.

3) Actually lives with Lian and family, but sees Joey often. He's not the world's best dad (and he knows it), but he tries hard to do the right thing here.

4) Loves to prank her older half-siblings.

5) Doesn't know anything about that burn mark on the wall, Granpa Roy, no siree, why I wasn't even in the room, it must have been aliens, why I was them flying out the window just as you got here.

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