Old meme with a little twist
Choose any of my characters, past or present, RP or my own work, as many as you want. I will give you a name, maybe a PB, and five facts for their firstborn child, even if the character is unqualified to have children. Not only that but I am so bored I will do the first born girl and boy, their houses, and how the parents ended up together.

If the couple's already together then...I'll write how they got together if it was not played out in-game/engaged/found out about the pregnancy or something idk