BLANK ME & COUPLE MEMES

Leave a “Amuse Me” and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up.
Leave a “Break Me” and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Call Me” and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, etc].
Leave a “Drink Me” and I will write a drabble about my character getting drunk with yours.
Leave a “Enamor Me” and I will write a fluff drabble about my character trying to woo yours.
Leave a “Fight Me” and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Leave a “Get Me” and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Leave a “Haunt Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, etc].
Leave a “Invite Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking yours to go out [a big event, a movie, etc].
Leave a “Join Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [a proposal for an alliance, asking to join them in an activity (can be dirty)].
Leave a “Kill Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Leave a “Love Me” and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Mourn Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Leave a “Nurse Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Leave a “Offer Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Leave a “Paint Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ painting/drawing, offering a picture of them as gift].
Leave a “Quite Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [from crying, lashing out, etc].
Leave a “Remember Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, etc].
Leave a “Shag Me” and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Tell Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, etc].
Leave a “Unbind Me” and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around [from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, etc].
Leave a “Value Me” and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Leave a “Wed Me” and I’ll write a drabble about our characters in the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, etc].
Leave a “X Me” and I will write whatever you wish!
Leave an “Yahoo Me” and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something.
Leave an “Zip Me” and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, etc].

EDIT! Other suggestions: "Protect me" "Knock me up" ?