Brand Kirke : Curse Breaker (dirtykirke) wrote,
@ 2009-01-28 00:45:00

Current mood:

bouncy

VI
Today is the day that everyone on the face of this giant rock should be celebrating because today is the day that the most beautiful, kind, and fitter than fit fit fit goddess I am blessed to call my wife who is known to us mortals as simply Julia Bethany Kirke was born to the Joneses twenty-seven years ago.

ARE YOU CELEBRATING? I DEMAND TO SEE SOME BLOODY CELEBRATING. AND THERE BETTER BE FUNNY HATS. AND PIE. MAKE HER PIE, DAMN IT. ~~YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY ATTEMPT AT A PIE WOULD LOOK LIKE~~ AND I'LL NEED BACKUP SINGERS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SING OVER THE GNOME AS SHE BABBLES SOMETHING NOT QUITE LIKE THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG.

BUT PLEASE, WARN ME BEFORE YOU BRING SOMETHING OVER. OTHERWISE YOU'LL FIND A IN-PERSON DEMONSTRATION OF NAKED JOURNALING. I'M NOT ALLOWED PANTS BUT I CAN HAVE A ~~TOGA~~ VERY MANLY MAKESHIFT TOWEL OR SHEET SKIRT PREPARED WITH PRIOR NOTICE.

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	beefstick 2009-01-28 11:20 am UTC (link)
	At least he didn't go into detail. For once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 11:24 am UTC (link)
	I could elaborate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dev_ious 2009-01-28 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	Please don't. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	Says the disowned sister who insulted my wife. Which makes me at liberty to say my thighs are paler than a baby. I've compared. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oy! That's an image I had no need for. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	I present to you the consequence of being nosy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	Was that supposed to make sense? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	You'd understand it if you had no pants. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	No, I really don't think I would. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Says the man wearing pants. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	I You're not going to give on this, are you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	Have I ever? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	No. I'd probably faint if you did. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Better luck next time, champ. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dev_ious 2009-01-28 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	How thoughful of you to point out that silver lining. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm beginning to think that's my purpose in life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	No. Your purpose in life is to shag your wife until a little person pops out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	Brand. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Rafeypoo (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beefstick 2009-01-28 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	Never mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dirtykirke 2009-01-28 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I thought. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	erinkirked 2009-01-28 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	So very eloquent. ~~And HA!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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