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Brand Kirke : Curse Breaker ([info]dirtykirke) wrote,
@ 2008-02-22 17:52:00


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Current mood:amused

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Putting your ear on your pregnant wife's tummy is a sure way to make her giggle. Loads. Which is distracting when you actually want to hear what is going on in her nether world hump. Personally, I can hear the ocean. Though I'm pretty sure that's just gas.


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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
BUT THERE HUSBANDS DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD.

GOSH!

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[info]mycroftic
2008-02-23 06:40 am UTC (link)
He's a complete brute.

I have a chocolate pie for you.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
Have I ever told you that you are the best ever?

Maybe I married the wrong brother.

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[info]mycroftic
2008-02-23 06:48 am UTC (link)
Yes, but I can always hear it again.

Possibly, but I don't think you want to be married to the other one, he's a little scrawny.

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 06:42 am UTC (link)
Well, this one does. Because loves everything about his wife.

Including her gas and its cute noises.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:45 am UTC (link)
...

You are insane.

You're pregnant wife is not amused.

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 06:50 am UTC (link)
Flowers?

Biscuits and nutella?

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:52 am UTC (link)
Toast and Jelly

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 07:51 am UTC (link)
I can make heaps of that.

HEAPS.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 07:56 am UTC (link)
You're still on the couch tonight.

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