Number Two
I have a baby now.

No, not a human baby, don't worry, I'm not that dumb. A little kitten who was hanging around my apartment yesterday. Right now she's all skin and bones, and she had a lot of little scrapes on her body. Took her to the vet this morning; she's pretty healthy, except for how skinny she is, and I had to pay a bunch to get her her shots and neutered and all that stuff. But I don't mind because she's the sweetest thing ever.

Except for the fact that she keeps eating the scripts that I have to bring home and learn. And if I try to put them where she can't get to them, she ends up hurting herself trying to attack them. Is it strange for a cat to hate porn scripts this much? It's kinda funny, she doesn't attack anything else that she shouldn't.

One problem: I don't have a name for this cat. I absolutely suck at coming up with names. So I know this is just asking for trouble, but do you guys think you could help me come up with a good name? Here's a picture of her.


((Ignore the fact that the kitten in the picture isn't skinny and does not look like it was a stray a day ago, please?))

So, any name ideas? And please, nothing totally stupid.