Esca MacCunoval (

esca) wrote,

K to O:

i. Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.

ii. I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair.

iii. I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.

iv. You were throwing up and said, "wipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."

v. you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?

vi. Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.

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