UsernameEmailRegionInterestAOL IMICQ IDYahoo! IDMSN IDJabber

Tsunade 5
Sample Post:

First Person

Listen up, everyone. Steer clear of Mr. Shino Aburame; he's a little crabby. And I'm not talking about his mood.

I wouldn't usually make this public knowledge, however as Mr. Aburame has rejected treatment for his infestation and has refused to voluntarily quarantine himself, the idiot has left me no choice. It's my job to keep you all healthy, after all. I can't let anyone endanger that.

That said, there's a box of free stuff here in the clinic. Yes, free! Take as many as you want.

They're called condoms.

I'm sure you've heard of them, but just in case you're bigger idiots than I thought, they're to protect you from STDs and pregnancy during sex. I bet not one of you is practising safe sex every time you go at it, and I sure as hell hope I'll lose this one since none of you have any kind of excuse. I've had this box of free condoms here in the clinic forever and it doesn't look like even one has been taken. Come on, guys, they're free! And ladies, I've got dental dams and birth control pills here too, also free of charge. There's no reason any of you should be exposing yourselves voluntarily to disease.

So stop giving me so much work and protect yourselves, please, for my sake? I don't like having crabby patients. (Especially when they won't let me treat them...)

Don't forget to come see me, for free stuff and for your weekly check up! If you don't come by Friday, I'll hunt you down myself~.