e l l i o t (fortunesfool) wrote,
@ 2008-08-24 01:45:00

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~~ELIZA COME TAKE THIS CHILD I CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER WEEK OUT OF WORK~~

I need to work. I need to smell ink and parchment. I need to have paper airplanes poking me in the side of the head as I take too long debating on whether or not I should take the lift or the stairs. I need to ~~not have to change diapers~~ be bored senseless in three hour long meetings about the weight an Eagle Owl should carry.

It has been a week. One week. Seven days. Eliza, come and take this kid-- I am so close to losing my mind that I decided to buy this journal in hopes that someone can keep me sane. I need to be sane.

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	joceline 2008-08-24 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's not terribly difficult, but then again, I have no idea what the proper weight class for an eagle owl would be, either. So...hrm. We're in a bit of a conundrum, aren't we? I can still charm the paper airplanes to attack you if you'd like. In that annoyingly urgent way they do, even though their noses never crumple ~~which I think is a great shame~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fortunesfool 2008-08-24 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Alas. I think the fact that they carry around work for me to do is what makes the attacking tolerable. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	joceline 2008-08-24 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. I don't really like the attacking. I think everyone in my office folds them extra neat--can't tell you how many times i've almost had a paper cut from a bloody memo. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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