So how about them apples?

So new job, always bangin', except now I can't use that phrase without someone coming up behind me and snickering. Learned that particular piece of useful information yesterday. 

Also, I've come to the realization that I need to stop watching those Asian horror films that netflix is so utterly kind  to offer, I went home to visit my mother and she woke me in the morning and I thought she was going to kill me. It always has to be an asian lady with really long black, straight hair doesn't it? At least she got her morning's entertainment.

This heat is NOT okay, seriously. It makes me cry inside, in my special angry place.