That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.
So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.
I like spankings, after all.
Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.
...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.
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