Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	1/. . . impellere 2009-09-23 12:46 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
	It's your birthday? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-09-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
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	impellere 2009-09-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Wait. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	D-done impellere 2009-09-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
	THERE'S NO WAY INO IS THE HOTTEST GIRL IN TOKYO WHO ARE YOU (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

1/2 -

haecceity, 2009-09-23 12:56 am UTC

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
	...Very subtle, Barbie. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Did anyone ask you, shr (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:01 am UTC (link)
	You must be hallucinating or something. I'm definitely not cute enough to be a Ken doll. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 05:57 am UTC (link)
	... ffff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oriental_dragon 2009-09-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
	...Nicely done. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Who, me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 05:56 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	OH HIS GOD YOU MADE HIM GO BLIND 1/3 equate 2009-09-23 01:29 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Thread)

	LIKE REALLY REALLY BLIND AND STUFF equate 2009-09-23 01:30 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)

	*~~ TOTALLY ~~* equate 2009-09-23 01:31 am UTC (link)
	...happy birthday in advance, Yamanaka. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	howlatthemoon 2009-09-23 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Pfffttt!! Happy birthday, slacker (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Why, thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/sobs haecceity 2009-09-23 04:47 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-23 04:46 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 04:47 am UTC (link)
	... uh-huh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	might_badtouch 2009-09-23 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Um. ... happy birthday, I guess. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:00 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	livewire 2009-09-23 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Spankings. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:26 am UTC (link)
	don't read too much into it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	goodwithscalpel 2009-09-23 11:00 am UTC (link)
	...oh lord almighty. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	hm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aquatic 2009-09-23 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yuuuuuuuuuuup. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	What, no big birthday spankings? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	infrawhite 2009-09-26 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	So, about underestimating her. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-26 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	so, about how it's not that big a deal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)