Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Did anyone ask you, shr (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ooc; by "Barbie", she means Ino. itsa_twister 2009-09-23 01:05 am UTC (link)
	...Seriously. You're really expecting us to believe Nara wrote this? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ooc; she's playing dumb--I mean he :3 haecceity 2009-09-23 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Who said he--I didn't? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ooc; gathered. itsa_twister 2009-09-23 01:27 am UTC (link)
	...Alright, now you're just plain insulting me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:31 am UTC (link)
	What do you want me to do about it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Stop expecting me to believe you're actually Nara. Honestly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm not expecting you to do anything except wish me a very, very happy birthday. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Why the hell is that so important. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Because that makes it seem like I have friends? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Obviously you have at least one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Only because we've known each other since our parents stuck us in the bathtub together. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	itsa_twister 2009-09-23 05:27 am UTC (link)
	See, that's the kind of stuff you keep to yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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