Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	HE HASN'T GIVEN UP YET PFFFT aquatic 2009-09-24 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	...does this mean you're suicidal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adlksfjaDFJALJDFAKLDFa haecceity 2009-09-24 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	yes, houzuki. i want to die right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	....he's getting a kick out of this oh god aquatic 2009-09-24 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Think of the children. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-24 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	\| (Reply to this)(Parent)

	LMAO SO IS HE haecceity 2009-09-24 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	... are you high. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/ROLLS aquatic 2009-09-24 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Not right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/sobs haecceity 2009-09-24 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	... you sure? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/makes things worse 8D aquatic 2009-09-24 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Goddamn it, Nara, would you quit stalling I can't take it anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SHIT IT ALMOST WORKED HAHAHAHA haecceity 2009-09-24 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	you're extra persistent today. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/and again aquatic 2009-09-24 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	I want you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/LMFAO UNAFFECTED haecceity 2009-09-24 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	uh-huh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/KEEPS GOING aquatic 2009-09-24 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	For real. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/STILL UNAFFECTED WHAT ARE YOU DOING haecceity 2009-09-24 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	anything else to add? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	HE'S GOING TO COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW cuz that's what he does aquatic 2009-09-24 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	I think your lumpitis is actually an STD. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	LMFAO KIDNAPPED OKAY THAT'S COOL WITH ME are there roofies involved in this haecceity 2009-09-24 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	those kind of things are better told to ino. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SCOOOOORE. maybe. 8D aquatic 2009-09-24 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	She knows how to read. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	/sobs into hands what i consent for all of you sob haecceity 2009-09-24 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	her stds are none of my business. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	YOU'RE SUCH A MARTYR and bbl SLEEP WELL aquatic 2009-09-24 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	In her defense, she may get around but she's not the dirty type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	LMFAO THERE IS A BACKSTORY TO HIS WARINESS... and night bb 8) haecceity 2009-09-24 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	hmm. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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