Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-09-22 16:15:00

Current mood:	jubilant
Entry tags:	guess who, ic, ic... not really, rape, so i herd u liek sparkles, this isn't really shikamaru

five.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!

That's right, everyone, I, Nara Shikamaru, am 21 YEARS OLD TODAY. I didn't tell anyone about my birthday or anything, because I'm all shy and stuff, but my best friend in the whole wide world (and the hottest girl in Tokyo), YAMANAKA INO convinced me to open up.

So if you see me on campus today, say hi and happy birthday and give me a BIG BIRTHDAY HUG. Or, if you feel like it, BIG BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS.

I like spankings, after all.

Oh, and by the way, my bestest friend in the whole wide world and the hottest girl Tokyo's ever seen, YAMANAKA INO, is having her birthday tomorrow. SO NOBODY FORGET.

...Um, blah blah shougi blah blah cloud watching blah blah I'm a lazy asshole.

THE END.

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	1/. . . impellere 2009-09-23 12:46 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
	It's your birthday? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-09-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)

	impellere 2009-09-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Wait. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	D-done impellere 2009-09-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
	THERE'S NO WAY INO IS THE HOTTEST GIRL IN TOKYO WHO ARE YOU (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-23 12:56 am UTC (link)
	WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU BLONDE FREAK (Reply to this)(Parent)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I mean. I have no idea what you're talking about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 01:03 am UTC (link)
	. . . You're really bitchy today. I think Ino is rubbing off on you 'cus she lives with you now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
	You're the one who accused me of not being Shikamaru. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE YOU LIED. NARA NEVER LIES. HE'S SMART. SMART PEOPLE AREN'T STUPID, FAKE SHIKAMARU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I WASN'T LYING. YOU'RE JUST RETARDED. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
	NO YOU ARE NO ONE SMART WOULD SAY INO IS HOTTER THAN ANYONE ELSE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 01:23 am UTC (link)
	BUT SHE IS. YOU WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	UGH YOU INDIRECTLY CARRIED NARUTO GERMS IN HIS BED INO YOU SLUT equate 2009-09-23 01:33 am UTC (link)
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	I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT haecceity 2009-09-23 01:37 am UTC (link)
	...I mean, because everybody knows. How hot. She is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

UH HUH EWWWWWWWWW/ -

equate, 2009-09-23 01:39 am UTC

GET OUT SASUKE -

haecceity, 2009-09-23 01:43 am UTC

	impellere 2009-09-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 02:14 am UTC (link)
	BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 05:58 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 06:15 am UTC (link)
	What?! You're not done yet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:16 am UTC (link)
	theory proven. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 06:19 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 06:22 am UTC (link)
	? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 07:06 am UTC (link)
	SHIKAAAA (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	haecceity 2009-09-23 07:08 am UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	impellere 2009-09-23 07:13 am UTC (link)
	HAPPY BIRTHDAY not birthday you're birthday was yesterday BUT IT'S STILL HAPPY (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)